Stanley Devastating

because we separate like ripples on a blank shore

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I support ineffective altruism bc effective altruism makes the world a better place, and if the world is a better place you benefit from that, which is not very altruistic of you is it? it would clearly be more virtuous if you altruism was well meaning but made everything worse.

[florence ⊮🔸 @morallawwithin]

Why would anyone disagree with effective altruism? What, do they support ineffective altruism?

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@_neilarmstrong Oh so because you’ve been on the moon you think you’re above simple conceits of fiction.

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@CartoonsHateHer Clairo mentioned!!!

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@MariGO2thepolls 😂 well I suppose there’s a large chance that‘s true unfortunately

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It’s John F Kennedy!!!!!

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I have some bombshell news about a Democrat candidate for high office that is serially unfaithful to his wife. Stay tuned!

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

The gay Senator story is a big fat nothing. Not to put too fine a point on it, but Lindsey Graham is dead.

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@mountain_lad_1 now listen they restrained themselves from putting India in S tier so let’s just be grateful

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@StatisticUrban Louisiana is the coolest bc it has New Orleans

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@shawzsav true love right?

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@RubioCon2036 @PunishedRWR I would say getting 13500 votes and 30% of the electorate is a pretty decent showing, especially when your party starts in 3rd place.

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@TamaraKerzhner @s8mb Her publishers could get into trouble if they wire her the money knowing it’s going to a terrorist group.

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@AnDaghdha @the_culturist_ tbf the bottom picture is much more in keeping with the chaos inside Euston

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@yapdoss Yeah they’re not going to tell you and Melissa is not your friend. You should have listened to them when they tried to move you to a different therapist. Tbh it sounds like you’re too attached to her and you’re giving the practice a reason to move you away from her anyway.

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@ONRedaktion @fantasticarg3 Have you ever successfully interacted with a human being?

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@darkacademician K-pop is a very strange fandom and no one knows what goes on in there

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@divya_venn And he cut her head of when he got bored of her

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@jennifer_zilla @ASFleischman No the argument is ambushing ppl with boiling water when they are not a threat to yourself is a disproportionate response to a shop being looted.

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@olivertraldi It’s funny how “women are not seen as morally responsible for their actions to the same degree men are” is a very obvious gender privilege they have that shows up consistently, and somehow feminists generally approve of it and lean into it the most.

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@c4tgir1z If you haven’t told each other you’re exclusive, then you aren’t.

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@Fed0123 Nah Man there’s a big issue with moving in fast as soon as she’s single, it conveys that your friendship was a false offer to get close to her. And if all your friends are doing it it’s valid to crash out a bit.