FailureFitzFinallyFired

Devils fan since 1989 | Known Fitz to be a failure since 2022 | Good Riddance April 2026

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@16Dubb @notvtoe The amount of accounts who have blocked me over the past 2-3 years for being Anti-Fitz and saying Markstrom sucks is way more than I expected.

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

On Wednesdays, we update our wallpaper with pride.

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@JohnathanKorkie @jacques_jams There’s a pretty big gap between a player needing private security vs a full-blown FBI investigation.
However you want to rationalize it is on you, but Canes fans are the worst.

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@JohnathanKorkie @jacques_jams Great, you found one from 30 years ago and didn’t involve the FBI lol.

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@JohnathanKorkie @jacques_jams I can’t remember the last time any other team’s fans made threats to another team that escalated to where the FBI had to get involved.

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About 13-15 years ago, my sales team won a deal to procure and deploy thousands of iPads to a large corp client. Client said they didn’t want the USB to lightning adapter as part of the kitting. So I took home dozens of these for personal use and never had to buy one.

[Sabre @SabreWuff]

The horrors you see when you recycle ewaste. from a load of monitors that I’m taking for a business that is upgrading. Nothing wrong with them just big corporations wanting new stuff. But these are all the brand new cables that came with the new monitors that they didn’t want 1/2

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@hmd2121 @16Dubb @RyLo73835641 You’re like the Chase Stillman truthers. Never give up lol

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@16Dubb @hmd2121 @RyLo73835641 6 years after he’s drafted and somehow it’s still too early.
I can’t 🤣😂🤣😂

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@UberEATS_r4 Scammer

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@UberEATS_r4 @xpi3on6age9 ^scammer

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@XUbereatschats Heads up the above is a scan

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Likewise, growing up, I thought every school district in the nation had the day off of school on Yom Kippur.

[tara @showedmecolors]

growing up on long island i was shocked that kennedy was the only catholic president. i fully thought catholicism was the most common denomination of christianity in the US

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@southevropa I find it cute that you genuinely believe this

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@briantylercohen @jamestalarico Liberals thinking mids (I’m being very generous here) are “super hot” will never not be funny

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@nypost Curtis, I love ya but it just ain’t happening.

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@FrankBr05713205 So you inconvenienced your entire family because you are a Luddite.
My god your family must hate the shit out of you.

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If you know the historical context behind this, you would be laughing hysterically like I am to this lol

[SuperTrucker 🚛💨→💻 @supertrucker]

A European visits a Home Depot in 2026.

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@Oldglorycries @Georgesantos @HarmeetKDhillon I legit thought this location closed at least 5 years ago

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@tantrumblue1 Swamp coolers are terrible at reducing temps when it’s 90 or above.
Might as well set the $100 on fire.