Thickmus_Prime

Doses of Thickness 🏳️‍🌈
55inches of undiluted THICKNESS//Corpulent/
/PRETTY UGLY//
Bisexual Sapiosexual//FEMINIST//EDUCATOR//

[Thickmus_Prime @Devils_Muffin99]

I think va new body new me vakanga.
Tried jogging today, didn't dogs chase us mu PHI.

I have come to terms with being fat so che. I give up 😭😩

[déesse @ntomb_enhl3]

in bed, on a saturday night like a good woman 🙏🏽

[Thickmus_Prime @Devils_Muffin99]

need an ass cleavage skirt asap

[That Soft Gurl @Baby_Beedee]

When did ass start having cleavages 🙂‍↔️

[evan nicole brown @theevanarysays]

Last night a cute girl asked me where I got my necklace because she loved it and I told her I made it — she was GAGGED. The man standing near us immediately chimed in, “you said you got that from Claire’s right?” and laughed. That default reaction men have is really unbecoming…

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

Me with my man offline after preaching “men are scum” online.😆

[Gabby @tsmidnights2022]

I was raped in college. By a friend. Someone I thought I might even date. I’d slept at his place a couple times before. And I was never interested in drinking personally so I was always sober. One night he had a few drinks and he wanted to make out. His friends had passed out

[💕 @abc_d1vine]

"to be frank" who is Frank and why do we wanna be him

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

To be funded to study again in 2027.

[gracie but call me gg @ggsantina]

Sad, I have no one to send this video of me oiling up my titties 😓

[tobi @oluwatobiexe]

lmao my aunt is so sensitive. she sent me a large sum of money last year, and i thanked her multiple times. she got offended because apparently, thanking her repeatedly implied i didn’t expect that kind of love & care from her. i ended up apologizing for thanking her too much💀

[Teh Ineh Wiso🙄 @Subiilo]

Last time i was held.. I was being held accountable for my actions 💔

[𝘛ù𝘢𝘪𝘳, 𝘋â𝘺𝘦𝘢✨ @realfakepage]

More like this 😆

[Yutori Warrior @finn_lucy]

Bemba’s strike again 😭

[Thickmus_Prime @Devils_Muffin99]

@_TheRealDiamon_ congratulations 🎉

[Jennifer C. @theadaeneh]

Well darling here’s more!
You can’t own a Rolls-Royce & park it in a garage sweetheart!

Btw, stretch marks means my girls are natural, it’s common sense but then common sense is not so common in your bloodline, and I’d rather be sad & good looking, than be as stupid as you!🫶🏾

[ANTIDOTE 🦋🇿🇲🇨🇩ماتيلدا @Tilda_09]

😂😂😂

[Space Hashira✨ @__________Joel]

Valid

[xel🇿🇲 @Thornyrose_xel]

Not only did they stop making our lattes to serve 3 white people that walked in , we had been waiting for 30 minutes for sandwiches and latte.. when I asked why she served them before completing our order she said you didn’t order with me , then turned to my friend and said are you gonna buy the donuts you were asking about or not ! With a very dismissive but condescending tone 💀😭 like wtf 💀 no apology not remorse. On top of that we got Luke warm lattes 😭😭😭😭

[Mr Kaipambe, Esq. (Phoenix🔥) @Mule_Kaipambe]

Opposing counsel: “Witness, in cross examination, my learned brother here (referring to me) asked you a question…”

Me, in my head: “I am not your brother.” 🙄🙄

[Mwanamukazhi @kasubasikamo_]

The other day I was having drinks with acquaintances. someone started talking about a trip to Maputo & I said, I haven’t yet been to Angola, everyone looked at me blank, continued talking.

I realised 10mins later when we moved on to the next topic that it was Mozambique 😭😭

[𝑨𝒌𝒃𝒂𝒓 𝒇𝒈𝒔!🎀 @4kbxr_]

POV: her legs are shaking during sex and you think she's having an orgasm

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