why does it always seem like my parents are playing a trivia game with no definite end - who’s that guy? what was she in? did you ever see that? what do you think about brain scans?
this is a place where every day you wake up you could experience everything from the mayor being indicted after months of federal corruption raids to celebrating a new business that’s about to open
at our rehearsal dinner someone figured out that you could trade a single drink ticket for an entire bottle of this shit and lemme tell you folks were gone off that Il Bastardo
the private christian school I went to for 6 years said students have to "refrain from attempts to physically change, alter, or disagree with their predominant biological sex" and "resist" "same-sex sexual attractions." maybe subsidizing shit like that with tax dollars ain't it.