Shitter Thoughts

The man without pants fears not the pickpocket

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@rayrayopen247 Liking your own tweet is like kissing your baby on the forehead as you send him off in a basket down the river hoping the world will be kind.

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@GamecockWill69 girk

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@GarandThumb1 The toilet. Gives me PTSD every time

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@faithannefloydd When we’re down by 60 and they shoot off those fireworks because we scored a field goal

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@CoachDarty Do what must be done, soldier.

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@Clayton_Blackk @cockyfaithful2 Gather intel and RTB. We’re expecting a detailed briefing.

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@fastestUFO I need one

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@burnthair Last time I went to Ace I dropped the tiniest George on a single bolt. The time it took to ring me up probably deleted any profit from the sale

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@victim_burn77 Zero. Courage manifests itself in many different forms.

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@SmalltimeJones Tragedy befalls the innocent once again.

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@DeputyFife69 Tinder

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Got my dumbass buddy to narwhal an ultra. #squid #nuke

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@kitchen_chud Real

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@Clayton_Blackk If y’all ever catch me doing this just do me a favor and shoot me

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@PaulFineBurner Fucky. Jfc just gonna kill myself. Thanks autocorrect

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@PaulFineBurner That shit is timed so ducky

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VPN and streaming box means I’m watching JOY News from Ghana. Staying up to date on current affairs across the world. #cosmopolitan #mrworldwide

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@JeebusBurner Blarlie Blurp

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@GamecockWill69 Game over for dehydration

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@UnderwearStain That’s it I’m calling NASA