Devo C

I write for a living and tweet for no good reason at all. Formerly Super Deluxe, RIP.

[Devo C @devo_cook]

Gather round children and let me tell you the story of how I used to be punk.

[Devo C @devo_cook]

Force Majeure (2014)

[Nina @ShakeLS]

Robert Kennedy, RFK leaving his wife's behind not protecting her or even remembering her.

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

My man

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

if it was the end, at least draymond died doing what he loved (causing a scene and getting ejected)

[Devo C @devo_cook]

The fuck was that

[Devo C @devo_cook]

Most relatable thing he’s done in years

[Devo C @devo_cook]

@jenrenee Yes. You are crazy.

[massage gun kelly @treswritesstuff]

I’m not well

[Devo C @devo_cook]

We’ve gotta put a stop to veneers

[Devo C @devo_cook]

Wait a minute…

[Devo C @devo_cook]

Why do “boomers” all struggle with “quotation marks?”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump reacts to Bad Bunny's historic #SuperBowl Halftime Show:

“It makes no sense, is an affront to the Greatness of America, and doesn't represent our standards of Success, Creativity, or Excellence. Nobody understands a word this guy is saying, and the dancing is disgusting.”

[Devo C @devo_cook]

I’m back on board with Rob .

[Devo C @devo_cook]

So to the surprise of no one (who isn’t a fucking moron), all the celebrities like Chrissy Teigen that right-wingers accused of being in the Epstein files, are not, in fact, in there, while everyone these clowns voted for and supported are. They’re gonna apologize, right? Right?

[Devo C @devo_cook]

@WwwLukethoughts https://t.co/04uzovOtTs

[Devo C @devo_cook]

Can’t believe I was duped by a man with snake tattoos. When someone tells you who they are… #thetraitors

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

DON DRAPER: "We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy--"
(Taps drawing of chihuahua)
"There's only one thing he quieros."

[Devo C @devo_cook]

Let me go on Subway Takes so I can share my truth that I still think Harry styles spit on Chris Pine

[Devo C @devo_cook]

(It is slade tho)

[Oasis Mania @OasisMania]

Noel Gallagher talks about his fight with Liam about their favourite Christmas song

[Devo C @devo_cook]

People just come on this app and say anything (and get thousands of likes for it)

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

No one ever does “Iris” by Goo Goo Dolls at Karaoke. You can’t be ironic about it, and the level of emotional intensity it would bring is simply too much to be contained within the social remit of Karaoke. It has a sort of holiness about it which people know not to transgress

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@brycclem I love LA