devon

amateur bug fixer, mediocre bug creator

[devon @devon_94]

https://t.co/qpjHA9u5HZ

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

Well well well 😂

[Databricks @databricks]

Full-text search indexes are now available in Beta on Databricks Runtime 18.2.

Create a search index with a single SQL statement to accelerate substring and keyword queries, with no query hints or application changes required.

Teams are already seeing 100x+ faster substring search queries against petabyte-scale tables.

Learn how it works:
https://t.co/6XJd7Mo6O0

[#DataAISummit @Data_AI_Summit]

“Lakewatch represents a massive acceleration of your SOC team. We’ve taken something like a threat assessment that might have taken a week, and Lakewatch can do it in a few minutes.”

Michael Andersen, Technical Lead at Databricks, demos Lakewatch, the agentic security lakehouse.

[devon @devon_94]

⚡️

[Databricks @databricks]

Introducing Lakehouse//RT, a real-time data warehouse that delivers millisecond responses at massive scale without data movement.

Support real-time workloads while using the same open formats, governance, and data architecture already powering your analytics and AI. https://t.co/STdjG24IKs

[Matei Zaharia @matei_zaharia]

Really excited to open source a new project: Omnigent, a meta-harness for AI agents.

It lets you build multi-agent coding and custom agents, sitting above Claude Code, Codex, Pi, and agent SDKs to let you compose them. It also adds live collaboration and rich control policies.

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

Jassy was snitching
DAYUM

[BLCNYY @BLCNYY]

ICYMI: You can now use touch controls on your Mac display with Sidecar on iPad! 👀

[The Icahnist @TheIcahnist]

Investment Bankers working on Anduril IPO & Palantir deals

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

@jain_harshit You motherfuckers wouldn’t listen to me so I had to get claude involved

[Andrej Karpathy @karpathy]

Personal update: I've joined Anthropic. I think the next few years at the frontier of LLMs will be especially formative. I am very excited to join the team here and get back to R&D. I remain deeply passionate about education and plan to resume my work on it in time.

[namnas @naMnaSYt]

this genuinely might be the worst run of any artists career

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

>Tim Apple

No fucking way 😭

[Matei Zaharia @matei_zaharia]

Cool work from the Databricks Model Serving team and Superhuman, to scale their custom LLM serving to 200K QPS with sub-second P99 latency! Here's how our teams got a +60% throughput gain vs the previous engine to serve over 40 million daily users. https://t.co/csjPLQzQ7C

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

anthropic added an entire servicenow worth of run rate revenue in the last 30 days… can you imagine telling someone that a few years ago?

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

windows when you try to delete a really big folder

[devon @devon_94]

did I just get 200x?!?! 🙏🙏🙏

[Sam Altman @sama]

we are gonna do something nice for everyone who applied for the GPT-5.5 party and that we didn't have space for. hope you enjoy!

[devon @devon_94]

gpt 5.5 xhigh, like wow wtf

[devon @devon_94]

/goal build gpt 6

[devon @devon_94]

GPT 5.5 is amazing, that lil goblin can cook

[devon @devon_94]

there will be 55 goblins there

[Sam Altman @sama]

GPT-5.5 is going to have a party for itself. it chose 5/5 at 5:55 pm for the date and time.

if you'd like to come, let us know here: https://t.co/OupLcJnf14

codex will help the team pick people from the replies. 5.5 had some good ideas/requests for the party, which we'll do.