Devon Burns

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

this and a small town where somethings not right

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Bro you gotta try this high protein Caesar salad cold brew air fryer overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

“What? We do this like every Sunday.”

[໊ @sonohoor]

sorry i just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cupcake. She overheard you describe something as having more rolls than a bakery. Thinks you better be talking about culinary school. 12/10

[sticking to glass @helicopterevil]

Thank you for trying to not let me merge. I had to work for it. And It feels so good to be in this lane now

[Brett Means, PhD @bmeans61]

Uhhhh yeah tell Mike to turn off his body cam for this one

[alfie @alfienxo]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[໊ @sonohoor]

sorry i’m late i sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall

[trash jones @jzux]

i try so hard to be normal in public that it backfires like 50% of the time. girl just asked if she could share a couch with me in the coffee shop and i went "hell yeah, get in here"

[𝗞𝗲𝘀𝗼 💫 @KesoWrld]

The Tim Duncan of ice cream. One of the greatest to ever do it, dependable, crazy numbers, but nothing flashy about his game

[pj @pjayevans]

Anyone know of any good egg hunts going on tomorrow? Preferably baby to 12 year old age range so I can collect the most easily. LA area

[silver chain cowboy @AgChainCowboy]

Thinking about the time at Olive Garden when the cute waitress paused while grating the cheese on the salad and asked if I wanted more and I said, “Sure, I’m not driving,” and she didn’t laugh.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I don't care how bad it gets, I'm not making overnight oats

[tom_tuna @tom_tuna]

Seeing that blue tooth speaker at the beach coming your way