Devon Grandy

Writer. Poet Laureate Emeritus of the @CUMB.

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

@libertytaking Your most recent Spec column was brilliant. Kudos.

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

The white working class didn't have any problems with uncushioned capitalism when its burdens lay upon cities and minorities. What changed?

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

Somebody take James Comey to Red Lobster, because he fucked all of us good.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

What is a "mazel tov cocktail"

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

@Rmedina920 I'm seeing polling that most Americans think bringing up Bill's stuff is inappropriate. Not sure how that affects the slide.

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

@Rmedina920 Not a fan of how much HRC was on defense. Missed the first half hour, how bad was it?

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

@Rmedina920 Overall impressions?

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Someone please explain to Donald Trump how the Senate works and how the government works and how vaginas work and also Russia

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

Donald Trump is like Jabba the Hutt but without the business acumen.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

debate recap

[Jerry Springer @jerryspringer]

Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House. Donald Trump belongs on my show.

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

Does HRC even have an eyeroll reflex? How does she do it?

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

Nihilist Trump: "these are just words, all just words, what do they matter, what does anything matter?"

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

If anybody needs me, I'll be the American screaming "USE THE CHAIR, HILLARY!" at 3am Central European Time.

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

True Progressive™, a new fragrance from Glenn Greenwald.

[jesse Williams. @iJesseWilliams]

"Work, work, work, work, work, work
He say me have to
Work, work, work, work, work, work!" #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

[CaptainTouchback @CaptTouchback]

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

[Lucy Flawless @everythingsjake]

Barack can u handle this?
Justin can u handle this?
Enrique can u handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

Pitch: a reality show featuring a community that is governed by rap battle. It's called RHYME MINISTER.

[Devon Grandy @devongrandy]

There are three Texan women here excitedly chatting about how they can see the Empire State Building. Facing South. From Newark Airport.