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[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[When Batmen Fly @whenbatmenfly]

When I show up to the scat convention and everyone is eating shit

[BEYPRESS. @beyoncepress]

When Pitchfork called Beyoncé "rap royalty"

"In fact, Beyoncé almost makes rapping look as effortless as Hov does. The main difference is that for her, it’s strictly recreational. And maybe that’s half the fun for us: When Beyoncé raps, it feels like a party favor.”

[A ৻ꪆ @doemisu]

Sometimes you are lowkey lacking The Vitamin

[໊ @xanborghini]

i like being confrontational because let’s just get this over with

[ꕤ @lNTOYASS]

II HANDS II HEAVEN is to COWBOY CARTER what VIRGO’S GROOVE is to RENAISSANCE

[wuf @bong_rot]

Customer sent a Negroni back because it was bitter

[໊ @sonohoor]

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

You can lowkey tell I have chicken thighs in the air fryer

[CSPAN @cspan]

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde: "The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors...may I ask you to have mercy Mr. President on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away."

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

hate when people ask “why is it called silence of the lambs?” like did you hear any fucking lambs during the movie ??? use your head

[adam @adxm_nick]

Being gay is great but dating while gay is hell on earth

[nova @comfypill]

sorry for acting a little evil and kinda insane i was feeling unwanted for no reason

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

going to the city with my father to see a marching band :) hope he doesn’t say some weird shit

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

i’ve been laughing about this for twenty minutes

[nate @homoclassical]

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around!
Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble...
Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches?
Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

[nervewing @nervewing]

Goijng into a k hole at the same exact time as Elon musk tonight so I can meet him in the ketaverse for dissociative combat where I can hopefully poison his mind with thoughts of committing seppuku on stage