devon

I think not *disappears into thin air*

[devon @devontylerj]

@Uber_Support I had an issue on an uber eats order and have not resolved my issue on app

[devon @devontylerj]

When all else fails drink the wife's alcohol

[devon @devontylerj]

Shopping at a gas station be like 'oooh piece of candy' lookin ass

[gabe @chronakey]

Damn I’m on my stinky shit, poop I shit again

[devon @devontylerj]

Be drafted to serve in the Israeli Iranian war or have three kids and two baby mommas. Choose one

[devon @devontylerj]

Skaters like to post pics from the hospital after falling almost as much as they like skating

[devon @devontylerj]

I'm on my silly goose shit

[ganymede (haptic arc) @zuolot]

We will make mentally stable latinas

[໊ @IAMMUSIC]

TONIGHT.

[. @playboicarti]

FRIDAY

[devon @devontylerj]

Unacceptable behavior, me, I'm going through that shit

[Colossal is Crazy @ColossalisCrazy]

today is the only day you can retweet this

[devon @devontylerj]

Put on cherry chapstick, I'm sure this is what it's like to feel like a bad bitch

[devon @devontylerj]

I'm not rawr xd I'm so random :'p coded for nothing, where are the goth girls