Devvidoo

Wife - Mom of 5 - sarcasm is my cardio. Small town, big opinions, bigger coffee mug.

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@FortIronhold @Kaylavosss My friends and I are reading and sharing books like this.

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@FortIronhold @Kaylavosss An overwhelmingly female audience is not the same thing as overwhelmingly majority of females. Most women aren’t reading that shit, booktokkers are, that’s why you see it. It’s not my fault you don’t pay attention to common, less online women.

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My biggest crushes when I was a teenager were The Rock and David Draiman lol

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the concept of a bald male being attractive

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@mariashriver Saying this as if the general population hasn’t had experience with ungodly insufferable bitchy women lol.

Wasn’t it a female staffer that said “shut up you ugly fuck” to Stephen Miller? 🤔

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@tortured_folk @amanimslove My 21 year old brother hopes to God he copies his dad and has 3 daughters and one son. And he wants those girls soon 😂

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@amanimslove We had 3 boys in a row first, so when we were at the sono at 14 weeks with our 4th child, and she said “I wanna say it’s a girl” that man’s eyes filled with tears. He’s wanted his girl for song long and he has 2 now 🤗

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@GXL_Web3 @espressoriana The singer of “Break Up With Your Girlfriend” knew exactly what she was doing.

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@GreatLakesWife_ I get how you feel though because I feel like my in-laws invalidate my relation to my children a lot too, but it’s things like hoping my daughters come out looking like their aunts, or suggesting my features are merely recessive genes from his side. They’re my eggs damn it 😐

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@LJGodbold @naurpillled For my son it was choosing between the stroller and a meltdown every single day at pick up with other parents judging us or find a way to make walking bearable for both of us.

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@naurpillled I had to use one for my third kid, in 2020 the only people that judged it were non-parents. Parents either didn’t care or found it to be a great idea.
Especially helpful in crowded places like a trampoline park or carnival.

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@hegelpill @oghofer @CathyYoung63 I learned when I was nine years old.

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@TheAsphaltPoet @libsoftiktok @HelloFresh I literally did not lol

Other people doxxed demonic ghouls that posted celebratory videos that someone got shot. I don’t feel sorry for them. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@verbalriotshow You’re upset she’s pregnant 18 months later.
I was upset men were sharing the news of Jeff Baena’s death by calling dibs on his wife.
And it kinda just seems like both of these are men thinking Aubrey Plaza is property of males rather than a living human being

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@JoshuaBarzon Because raising your family away from your family is isolating and miserable. These houses need a ton of work. Small towns have shit job markets. Some towns can be kind of culty and your kids won’t get opportunities in favor of those with certain last names.

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@TheAsphaltPoet @libsoftiktok @HelloFresh Well I’m not in a cult so. Idk what to tell you there Bud.
Thats cancel culture, which is again different from a boycott. And frankly I don’t give a shit that the right joined the lefts game, at least they do it for current events instead of digging through decades for dirt.

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@TheAsphaltPoet @libsoftiktok @HelloFresh Big difference between not giving a company your money you worked for vs finding out where you work, harassing your employer, and taking your livelihood away from you.

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@courtenay_mar13 I felt this last year when I realized NFL is no longer enjoyable because of people on the internet. Disappointing this is my era to be an adult, it’s miserable.

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@allisonargented The Middle has a very realistic lower middle class house. They even make plot points out of their appliances not working for months.

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@NoFilterSkin There’s an era where you will hold the baby outward facing and pace your house, and if you sit or put them down they will wreck your day lol