D.F. Yonkman

Sixth best Mario Tennis player in the world. Nail-biter, perspirator.™

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In the name of all things holy, why did we never release this promo? Honest question for @guster #whoopsithinkijustreleasedit

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@DavidAGoodman Way to ruin that Bee Gees doc for me.

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My emotional mask only comes off for Grogu.

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@Bowl_of_Worcel Co-sign.

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@clgeiger01834 @amalkoff @narkiewicz @severalbadpuns

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Little bit of Lawry’s salt and...

[The New York Times @nytimes]

At least 240,000 chickens were killed Thursday when a fire swept through two densely packed barns in Florida owned by one of the largest distributors of shell eggs in the U.S., the authorities said.
https://t.co/YpZCYgOiqP

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It’s just locker room talk.

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

Biden Campaign Manager called us “F***ers” !!!

She can try to walk back, but this says volumes about her boss who calls for “unity” while shouting that we are “assaulting democracy:”

They think we are deplorable, irredeemable “F***ers”. SICK‼️ https://t.co/J9sNvrlSNa

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@clgeiger01834 We had a family friend who used to make buckeyes at Christmas. She passed right after I moved to NYC. I didn’t have much money, so I decided to send my family buckeyes as a gift. My fridge was tiny, so I put them in a bag on the fire escape to chill. The pigeons LOVED them.

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@clgeiger01834 Sugar cookies.

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@clgeiger01834 Snickerdoodles.

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@JakeSherman @seungminkim Cc: @Bowl_of_Worcel

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@unclegrambo I like an adult drama that demands my full attention. Just not sure I have the bandwidth this year. But you’ve declared it so best and I’m a dutiful reader, so I’m going in. If I end up in an emotional tailspin I’m blaming you!

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@Bowl_of_Worcel That smile is amazing! I got to interview him at Bonnaroo. He was very ill but he was so full of joy and love and spirit. One of my favorite professional memories.

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@Bowl_of_Worcel @SolidGoldberger Did I miss her doing something particularly heinous today? It’s hard to keep up.

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@Bowl_of_Worcel @SolidGoldberger It wasn’t an outright confession. But when I asked her why she peddled her wares (so to speak) she just kinda grinned and gave me a look.

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@SolidGoldberger @Bowl_of_Worcel There isn’t much of a story except that she was kind of nice to me.

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@Bowl_of_Worcel @DavidYonkman I just saw this in my feed even though you tagged the wrong DY (hi Dave!). But yes I did.

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.@DorisKGoodwin has anyone in a president’s inner circle ever had a funnier month?

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.@sethmeyers the whole @mikescollins wore a tank top odyssey has been one of my favorite bits of late night tv show jackassery in a long, long time.