David Garrett 🇺🇸

2006 Sarcasm World Champion, Father, son & husband! One time fantasy football winner, One time! Citadel’91 South Carolina

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@DaleJr LOL at least it outlasted the timing chain.

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@tylermilliken_ @Jared_Carrabis It is a funky graph tho

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@MerriamWebster 🤣🤣🤣

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@chicago_sean20 Can we get her season tix

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@attackdogX @alicecooper I met Alice Cooper in a hotel in West Virginia about 30 years ago and he was awesome.

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@nut_history @Section10Pod not naming this a best video is an injustice. It’s a joke @Jared_Carrabis I know that episode was last year. 😆

[Rivals @Rivals]

🚨BREAKING🚨 5-star CB Joshua Dobson has committed to South Carolina🤙

Dobson is the No. 6 overall recruit in the 2027 Rivals300.

Read: https://t.co/Ae1Gvnz2Y7

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Pete Crow-Armstrong of the @Cubs is one of three players in MLB history to have a month with:

.375+ batting average
.775+ slugging pct
80+ total bases
15+ walks
10+ home runs
5+ stolen bases

The others are Babe Ruth (June 1920, July 1920, May 1930) and Lou Gehrig (June 1930).

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I’ve seen the pointing memes, which are really funny, but this is so much better.

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

Opened twitter to see that Sophie Cunningham started following me only to see it was a fake account. DADGUMMIT @sophaller 💔

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@Steve_Perrault I’ll take cheese from papa Geno’s

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@Jared_Carrabis It's time for you to jump on the Cubs bandwagon. Same team with much less expectations. Just fun in the bleachers haha

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@davidpollack47 Ditka.....all other linebackers

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@barstoolWSD @StevenCheah @ChuckNaso

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@OhioTate

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@tylermilliken_ Lol this is like @Steve_Perrault refusing to say zero percent chance of rain.

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@Steve_Perrault The only thing I would be smiling about is the 12-13 million he is still owed.

[David Garrett 🇺🇸 @dgarr22]

@Steve_Perrault Didn't he help build that team?