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[John Coogan @johncoogan]

Very few people pricing in a scenario where a rogue AI agent hacks into the FDA and unbans the original Four Loko

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

List of things that are easier than shrinking the American federal government by $1:

- Self-driving cars
- Artificial General Intelligence
- Launching the world's largest satellite network
- Catching a rocket with chopsticks
- Going to Mars

[D @dgillyerek]

@pmarca 1000%. Great movie if you skip the last 15 minutes.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Why would I want a holiday bonus when I can get a thermos with my company's logo on it.

You can't drink out of money 🙏🏻

[Storm @stormrobinson]

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

[D @dgillyerek]

@sspencer_smb doesn't x own 25% of https://t.co/pamGVUQ2ro? That investment is $6bln based on the raise 6 months ago. seems to me it would be much higher than $15bln.

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

I can’t believe in a little over one week half this country will be sent to concentration camps—and we don’t even know which half

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Mechazilla has caught the Super Heavy booster!

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

Gold all time high, Silver all time high, Stock market all time high, House prices all time high, BTC over 60K, Fentanyl sales all time high…

Debt all time high

Where the f is the money coming from?

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Just know I’ll let the entire power grid go down and ruin all of our lives before my thermostat is set at 78°.

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

americans are also illiquid, it's just most of our wealth is tied up in the huge ass global military we use to afford europeans the freedom to spend their money on other things, like public transit and "free" healthcare

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Agreed.

Last week, I went to my local bodega for a Philly cheese steak sandwich. To my shock, Pablo, my absolute boy and sandwich maker extraordinaire, told me:

"No hay más Philly cheese steak, Señor Jack."

When I asked why, he started crying, and whispered, "big sandwich," pointing at the TV.

Sure enough, Roark Capital executives were on CNBC, gloating about how they would put every bodega in New York out of business by monopolizing the sandwich market.

Small business owners would no longer be able to compete, as hungry consumers would certainly flock from miles to Subway and Jimmy Johns for their higher quality food, kinder employees, and better restaurant ambience.

I imagine that prioritizing FTC resources must be tough.

Sure, Microsoft is choking the emerging AI industry with its land-grab OpenAI investment. And, yes, Apple holds Google at gunpoint, charging insane fees to include Chrome on iPhones. And, okay, fine, Amazon might actually be jeopardizing thousands of small businesses with their anti-competitive pricing practices.

But I applaud Elizabeth Warren for taking a stand against big sandwich. Being a senator is a thankless job, but I stand with you, Lizzy.

[Heisenberg @Mr_Derivatives]

So basically if your income didn’t go up by 23.80% to offset the erosion during this period….

Congrats, you got Federal Reserved.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Fun reminder: There are cities in America that have been abandoned to drug addicts and violent criminals. Many Americans can’t see a doctor. People can’t afford food or medicine.

[Johnny U @Johnnypatriot64]

A great woman erased from history by idiots.
The branding of the syrup was a tribute to this woman’s gifts and talents. Now future generations will not even know this beautiful woman existed. What a shame. The world knew her as “Aunt Jemima”, but her given name was Nancy Green and she was a true American success story. She was born a slave in 1834 Montgomery County, KY. and became a wealthy superstar in the advertising world, as its first living trademark. Green was 56-yrs old when she was selected as spokesperson for a new ready-mixed, self-rising pancake flour and made her debut in 1893 at a fair and exposition in Chicago. She demonstrated the pancake mix and served thousands of pancakes, and became an immediate star. She was a good storyteller, her personality was warm and appealing, and her showmanship was exceptional. Her exhibition booth drew so many people that special security personnel were assigned to keep the crowds moving. Nancy Green was signed to a lifetime contract, traveled on promotional tours all over the country, and was extremely well paid. Her financial freedom and stature as a national spokesperson enabled her to become a leading advocate against poverty and in favor of equal rights for all Americans. She maintained her job until her death in 1923, at age 89. This was a remarkable woman, and sadly she has been ERASED by politics. I wanted you to know and remind you in this cancel culture time period.

[D @dgillyerek]

@elonmusk First load on Android web has some layout quirk where it's ~20% wider than device. Even after content is loaded it takes like 30 seconds to fit to correct width.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

When the government hits its debt ceiling, they simply raise it higher.

When I hit my debt ceiling, they simply take my home.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Nothing better than an NFL Sunday in my man cave. 😎

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

Childbirth is the closest a woman can come to experiencing the pain a man endures from a cold