Daisygreen Stenhouse

[Daisygreen Stenhouse @dgwebster]

@DietJay What’s Up, Doc?

[Daisygreen Stenhouse @dgwebster]

@benjiamino how could anyone not!

[alex @alex_abads]

happy birthday to a woman and a party that unraveled an empire

[Daisygreen Stenhouse @dgwebster]

@ZeusThorstein want

[Daisygreen Stenhouse @dgwebster]

@ZeusThorstein Loving how fiery you’ve been on Twitter lately

[Daisygreen Stenhouse @dgwebster]

@ZeusThorstein MAKE AN APPOINTMENT NEXT TIME

[Daisygreen Stenhouse @dgwebster]

@DietJay There’s Beano in the cupboard next to the kitchen sink

[Aavash @ohmygoshaavash]

So I was at Walmart earlier

A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough.

She asked the stock boy, “do these turkeys get any bigger?”

He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

Made my week

[Daisygreen Stenhouse @dgwebster]

@ZeusThorstein Nobody wants that.

[Amanda Guinzburg (guinz.bsky.social) @Guinz]

HI GUYS SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS THINKS JFK AND KENNEDY WERE TWO DIFFERENT PRESIDENTS HAVE A GREAT AFTERNOON.

[Daisygreen Stenhouse @dgwebster]

@ZeusThorstein this had me on the edge of my seat