Invisible Derek

Kent State 2018. One time winner of Giant Tic Tac Toe. Christopher Moore has acknowledged my existence. He/Him

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

I have literally no idea who the people in my header photo are

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

It really needs to be emphasized that Trump isn't just the most corrupt president we've ever had (and there's no close second), he's also the most corrupt leader in any modern democracy. This really isn't something you see in the first world.

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Hate to break it to you, Mike. But it is our money. #TaxTheRich

[Mike from PA @Mike_from_PA]

They did the exact same thing to Mandela Barnes in 2018, he ended up losing by 1%, while the DNC poured tens of millions of dollars into a Florida centrist police chief who ended up losing by over 15%. Controlled opposition party that would rather lose with centrism.

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Selling major news in a book instead of simply reporting it. You don’t hate mainstream “journalists” enough.

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@Perc777_ @isojay914 @argue_in @TylerIAm That’s the point. Steph’s brittle ankles at 23 were the reason for the Warriors dynasty lol

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@Lonkblonk_ @SlangsOnSports No, it’s a “whee” if the ride goes down. It’s AHH FUCK WERE ALL GONNA DIE if the ride goes up to the peak and just ends

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@i_zzzzzz This is a 2015 Mets World Series tweet

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@HJablowmi1234 @TheOneCalledJai @CraigAlbernaz It’s funny to go back and watch the Dorktown Mariners doc about the 95 DS and you find out Buck left David Cone in to throw *150 pitches* in game 5 and only pulled him after he walked the tying run in the 8th when they started that inning up 2 lol

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@TheOneCalledJai @CraigAlbernaz Buck didn’t do that shit once when he was running the Mets and they got hit over 100 times his first season lol

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@catofice And then, even better, Bran isn’t in season 5 *at all*

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Extremely common health insurance moment

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@ShawnTocci702 @banj00 @AnthonyDabbundo If Derrick Henry had been playing soccer his whole life he’d be the GOAT center back

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@notbobkoz @dead_baseball deGrom throws triple digits. He has Randy’s velo. Miz is breaking the scale entirely

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@notbobkoz @dead_baseball Okay Miz is amazing but deGrom exists and he has Randy stuff with Maddux control

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Capitalism is neat because the world's first trillionaire had the resources to end global hunger and instead actively chose to starve hundreds of thousands of people to death

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@NateLovesGallo @goatluka77535 deGrom even did all that while on a pitch limit nursing an injury for half of his starts lol

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries
https://t.co/8kY171r5w1

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The world’s first trillionaire made a pedophile rapist the president of the United States and then personally made sure starving children couldn’t get food and medicine, with 14 million deaths projected from his actions alone. He’s possibly the most evil person in history.

[Invisible Derek @dhanlin3]

@SiddFinch00 @TJStats @AnthonyDiComo But also it proves that “the run prevention model” is fucking stupid because you have to score runs to win. And you can play perfect defense and still give up runs