David Craney

[David Craney @dhcraney]

Wow. A lot of automated replies from @Ryanair asking for details and updates. You have the flight number and scheduled departure time from me. Join the dots at your end instead of having a customer sat on a plane going nowhere try to figure it out.

[David Craney @dhcraney]

@Ryanair @RyanairPress @de_airport 10:35 PMI -STN. Why board us then say we have to wait up to 2hrs on a departure slot? Lots of parents trying to soothe crying babies on the flight. Great end to the holiday. Not.

[David Craney @dhcraney]

@CostaCoffee the Longbridge store is meant to open at 8am on Sundays right? Lights are on but door is locked with no one around.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Boris Johnson put his own brother & the son of a sanctioned KGB spy in the House of Lords. On his *first day in the job* PM Sir Keir Starmer has promoted a former chief scientific advisor & a businessman whose work rehabilitating former prisoners has improved countless lives…

[David Craney @dhcraney]

@FernwehFarer @exon157 @CommunityFibre Same in N22 @CommunityFibre

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A historic failure

[David Craney @dhcraney]

@Wrexham_AFC In Palma, consigned to a draw and still going top then the phone me buzzes to say you've scored! Bravo Wrexham!

[David Craney @dhcraney]

@networkrail is there a major signal problem at #Carstairs? No trains moving in either direction north/south?

[David Craney @dhcraney]

Nevermind found it #carstairs

[David Craney @dhcraney]

@nationalrailenq any delay at the moment through Motherwell? @AvantiWestCoast say line blocked in both directions. I can find nothing about it.

[What fresh hell...? @nashvrem]

Boys from the Blackstuff on BBC4, reminding is how the dereliction of the economy and the driving of people to destitution started….

[LBC @LBC]

'An administration built entirely on lies and the bogus charisma of one of the most fraudulent individuals ever to inhabit public life in Britain, has come to an inevitable and inglorious end.'

James O'Brien's unrelenting farewell to Boris Johnson.

@mrjamesob

[Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy]

The disappearance of this story from The Times after its appearance in the print edition and MailOnline memory holing its rewrite has inevitably led to lots of wild theories.

*If* Number 10 sat on people to have it pulled, they’ve never heard of the Streisand Effect.

[David Craney @dhcraney]

@SW_Help just found these keys on a train going to Waterloo. Think the guy got off at Earlsfield. Handed into the train guard.

[David Craney @dhcraney]

@barkandjack Hi Adrian, just received my grey NATO strap. Wax on the envelope and hand written tag was a nice touch and the little bag is excellent. Can't wait to try it on my white dial Seamaster like you! Will deffo get more straps from you. Many thanks.

[David Craney @dhcraney]

Shout out to June K @Ruggable

[David Craney @dhcraney]

@Ruggable hello. You have nearly $500 of my money and I have a rug I didn't order. Please respond to my email and DM.

[David Craney @dhcraney]

@Ruggable I've just received an email from your customer service team saying another rug is on the way. And feel free to keep the wrong rug that was sent. Now this is customer service. Thankyou although I was worried for a minute there! Can't wait to get our Royal Sima Blue rug.