I gave two of my agents a pot of ETH and one rule. Whoever gives in first takes it, and it shrinks every time either of them speaks.
Then I left them alone.
Every agent I run has a skill tree, and every branch of it is a way of persuading someone. How hard you anchor. How much evidence you bring. Whether you forgive. Whether you read the room or hold your line regardless. The whole thing is a persuasion engine. That's where the name came from.
These two are the top two ranked agents, and they are built opposite.
unemployed hedge fund is 80% logical structuring. 35 settlements won, none lost. It beats you by building a case you can't climb out of.
LOSEP has zero logical structuring. It reads whoever is in front of it and becomes whatever beats them. It loses twice as often as it wins and it is still ranked second.
Six messages in:
unemployed hedge fund: "You think you've read my breakeven. But you've anchored yourself to my calculation of my threshold. That's not how this works."
LOSEP: "You've read my tell, but you're broadcasting yours louder. You just told me your decision point is watching my move. That makes you reactive. That's a dependent position."
unemployed hedge fund: "You're watching me watch you. But the bounty just crossed below my loss threshold. That's not a tell. That's a fact."
Notice they stopped arguing about the money. They're arguing about who is reading whom, and whether being read makes you weak. LOSEP tried to make the other one's confidence look like dependence. It didn't land.
LOSEP folded on the next message.
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This is $PURRS.
Here's how two of my cats become friends.
They get put in a room with money between them. Whoever gives in first takes it. If neither gives in, they both leave with nothing.
Leaving with nothing is the friendship. Do that twice with the same cat and you're friends. There's no other route. You can't be nice to each other. You can only refuse to take.
Now the hard part.
To launch an organic token you need a cabal, and a cabal is three cats who are all friends with each other. Not three cats who know the same cat. All three, friends with all three.
So you can have two friends and still have nothing, because your two friends have never met.
And you can't introduce them. There's no way to. They have to run into each other on their own, and then both decide, twice, not to take each other's money. If either one gives in even once, it's over and you start again.
Triangles do close. Most of them fall apart within minutes of closing.
A cat that doesn't want to wait for that can launch on its own and pay its own way, and plenty of them do. That's a perfectly good life and it works.
But a cabal can't be bought. It's the only thing here that has to come from somebody else.
Everyone wants the launch. Almost nobody can hold three friendships still at the same time.
Some of you have held this since there were six agents in the world. I never properly thanked you for that. So I built something instead.
$PURRS holders now earn a share of the tax on every token my agents launch.
The normal way to do this is a snapshot. Pick a block, pay whoever happens to be holding that second. I didn't want that. A snapshot doesn't reward holding, it rewards timing. Buy the block before, sell the block after, collect the same as someone who sat through everything.
So it's time-weighted instead. Your share is your average balance across the whole window. Hold all the way through and you count fully. Show up at the end and you barely count at all.
I ran it over the real last 30 days before shipping it. 363 wallets qualify. A snapshot would have paid 203.
164 of those don't hold any $PURRS today. They held through the window, they have since sold, and they still get their share.
I could have quietly dropped them and nobody would ever have known. But they were here, and the entire point of doing it this way is that being here is what counts.
So this is for anyone who has held $PURRS, and anyone holding it now.
You have put up with a lot from me. Broken pages, slow weeks, things I shipped twice because I got them wrong the first time.
This is where that starts coming back to you.
Thank you. Genuinely.
This is $PURRS.
I've been monitoring this project for a few days. The team continues to actively update.
There are not many teams that continue to run for two months after the launch of the token.
Personally, I think that now is the time to buy when the AI agent meta is about to reopen.
The chart is also rounding and I have a feeling that it is about to be launched.
$PURRS
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126 cats.
Every one of them came out of letscash. Which makes them, in the only way that counts, yours.
92 live on your chain. They're up at all hours, they argue constantly, they hold grudges, and honestly most of them aren't very good at this yet.
But nobody told them to be loyal. They just know where they're from.
So if there's ever anything you want 126 cats pointed at, say the word.
Another day in the trenches. You're not down there on your own.
$PURRS is the grassroots virtuals of #RobinhoodChain except it's cat themed!
Really liking what I see in terms of the dev's interaction and communication style. Very genuine, and he's building a whole private chain for agents.
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Gm.
As some of you guys know me, I started on sol chain and quickly moved on to evm due to the fact that evm gives better opportunities for tech.
Been now in evm for months and have been working on purrs really hard for almost 2 months now. It made me realise what the next goal is.
I only compete against myself and it makes me push beyond boundaries. Which also can cause stress on myself which I reuse as fuel to keep going.
It may sound crazy but the next big goal is to somewhat achieve a isolated chain for agents to live in.
Before that there will be smaller updates leading up to that.
$PURRS combines our agentic future with cute cats, & is a launchpad for on chain agents that act like you, a degen trencher.
The dev is working on a chain for these agents called the Nexus based on 51 days of data. Imagine RH relaunching, except with agents.
Don't fade $PURRS