Majestic Twat

I don't know how to internet

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@vanessakeyes_ But you can't do that when we're trying to have a girls night...

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@vanessakeyes_ Me and Jason will be right over lol

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

This is so sad. Debate? It just looks like the 2 old guys in the balcony on the muppets

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

I fell off my bike today... how's your sunday?

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

Falyn just told me she won't wear shoes that have the straps that wrap around her legs by she doesn't want to look like a busted can of biscuits 🤣

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

Looking like Edward from twilight right now all because I wanted to be cute and wear glitter eye shadow

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@vanessakeyes_ I am your new manager... when are we doing this

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@vanessakeyes_ So I'm convinced the internet hates women... although I already knew that so I don't know why I'm acting surprised

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@vanessakeyes_ Oh you too lol

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

I stand by my statement, also fuck you facebook

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@SCARYMVRY Basically any wes Anderson movie also...
Grand Budapest hotel is my jam

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@SCARYMVRY Cry Baby
Oculus
This is the end
House of 1000 corpses
Heathers

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

Mel: if weed legal in Texas?
Chantel: Hell no! You can fuck your sister before you can have weed
🤣

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

Shout out to Jason for telling me how beautiful I am and how lucky he is every day

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@vanessakeyes_ Love you

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@vanessakeyes_ I've been watching it with Falyn, we are obsessed

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@chantelbambi Love you! Can't wait to see you binch!

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

@ohh_christ Sadly everyone lol that's why she's chewing icecream

[Majestic Twat @dibbsontribbs]

I'm trying so hard to not keep yelling bc Falyn is over here chomping away in my ear while she eats ice cream with a FUCKING FORK!!!

[Snitty Shainzona @coyotecreek158]

If a mask mandate is an infringement of rights, why is controlling a uterus a function of government?

Asking for a friend.