Today's Tom Servo

News reporter for @investopedia

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

And they called it The Orange Box. It was a beautiful box, one of the best deals we've ever had. (Crowd cheers) But they don't make half life any more. They said, No more half life! It's done! (Crowd boos for 5 minutes)

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

@eastblocvisuals Metal Gear Solid 2

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Who does she think she is, the NTSB?

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Drafted CMC, sick of having to play against him

[Ben Ramanauskas @BenRamanauskas]

It makes it look like he's defected

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

smoking on a balcony over Orc City, shaking my head and laughing, turning to you and saying something world-weary and wistful but it's completely drowned out by the 24/7 deafening orc mayhem down below

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

@MacFrazier My expectations for this are stratospheric after The Rehearsal Season 2

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Details are sparse at the moment, but industry sources tell me a new video game is under development. When the new entertainment is released, video gamers will have more than 20 electronic video game tapes to choose from

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@tybuddhaboy @anabaticwind What part of the country has never heard of these

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

@tybuddhaboy This quiz is crazy accurate Damn, they got me

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

when i was a child eating lots of candy would make me act rambunctiously but as ive matured ive learned to control myself and act in a reasonable manner despite my high intake of candy

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

@ivadixit I'm glad you like my article

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

Proto-Philadelphian

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@alaskastardust

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

My most relatable comic yet

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

How it feels to disable Google's "help me write" ✨ feature

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

I am a young maiden in a Steeleye Span song being courted by a soldier of sailor. Looking forward to having a long and great life together! 👍

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

@Cambone88 Several people in my family always say "hot stuff coming through!" like that when carrying something from the oven

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@TaylorA29425014 @HelmutKlaue @JasonKPargin I would completely lose it if the HUD said I had a 100% chance and it missed lol

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Teaching a kid to ride a bike is as easy as giving them a balance bike when they are little. My son is 3 and rode without training wheels on his first try!

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

This beagle howls at squirrels she sees / I said wooo-wooo, shut up and bark with me

[Today's Tom Servo @DicconHyatt]

If you are petting your dog and listening to music, and don't sing along to your dog while changing the words to be about petting your dog, how they have floppy ears, etc., it is considered animal abuse