Chris Watts

Sports fan Ex F1 fan, Rugby & Cricket & Motorsport. enjoy cars and driving (100000 per annum) opinions are my own not here to be liked. Proud Gammon 😉

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@sky what is going on with your broadband

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@RoyalMail just a line to explain why you will be getting postboxes filled with junk mail . I have a polite notice on my door asking you not to post junk mail through my letter box. So I have decided to put it all in your postboxes so you can sort the rubbish out yourselves

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@PostOffice @RoyalMail Thank you
My mistake I will direct my protest to the correct account

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In case your wondering @PostOffice why junk mail is clogging up your mailboxes I’ve decided to put the junk mail I’ve asked not to be put through my door is coming back to you. Your welcome

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@alxwms @helen_spirit1 Can’t remember the last government that didn’t

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@alxwms @helen_spirit1 Like the last manifesto meant anything

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🤔81-year-old grandmother Ava Estelle was absolutely furious when she learned that two thugs had raped her 18-year-old granddaughter.

She tracked down the unsuspecting ex-convicts… and shot off their testicles.

“This elderly woman spent a week hunting those men down, and when she found them, she took revenge in her own way,” said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, placed the pistol on the sergeant’s desk, and calmly said:

“These bastards will never rape anyone again, by God.”

Police say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and testicles when the enraged Ava opened fire with a 9mm pistol inside the hotel room where he and his former cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, had been hiding.

The vigilante grandmother also shot Thomas in the groin, though doctors reportedly managed to save his mutilated penis.

“Thomas technically didn’t lose his manhood,” Detective Delp told reporters, “but according to the doctor I spoke with, he won’t be using it the way he used to.”

“Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what happened.”

“Grandma Rambo” began hunting the attackers on August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was abducted and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding criminals.

“When I saw the look on Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I would punish those bastards myself because I thought the law had become too soft,” recalled the former librarian.

“I wasn’t afraid of them — because I have a gun, and I’ve been shooting all my life. And I’m no fool; I didn’t turn it in when the gun laws changed.”

Using police sketches and her granddaughter Debbie’s description of the attackers, Ava spent seven days wandering through the district where the crime occurred until she spotted the rapists entering a cheap hotel where they were staying.

“I knew it was them the moment I saw them, but I still took photos and went back to Debbie, and she said, ‘Damn right, that’s them,’” the grandmother recalled.

“So I went back to that hotel, found their room, knocked on the door, and as soon as the tall one opened it, I shot him right between the legs — right where it would hurt the most.

Then I walked in and shot the other one while he backed away begging me to spare him.

After that, I went straight to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now bewildered law enforcement officials are trying to decide what to do with the vigilante grandmother.

“What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it’s hard to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Delp said.

“Especially when three million people in the city want to elect her mayor.”

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@Matthardy_BR Too many Haribos

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@lucyjaynewhite1 Anybody want a Nespresso machine
I suddenly have one going free

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@NotFarLeftAtAll He’s just doubled with wig

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@MbarkCherguia Prime minister

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@cleanupbritain Managed decline
They want you out of you cars and no better way than destroying the road infrastructure

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@RichardWellings Basically I’m paying a high level of ved and exorbitant car insurance for something I can’t use because of the risk to damage to my car as the local rds are a disgrace

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@joncoupland My VW tractor (old golf estate) as I live on the edge of the potswolds and the rds are to bad in the area to take my better car out. Just ask @harrym_vids

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@markchristie Not forgetting £51 million on the Eynsham park & ride with no access road. Un used for 2 yrs and counting with a maintenance cost of £10k a month

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@Jesss_Chels @OxfordCity Jess it’s because Andrew Gant hates you just because you enjoy the freedom a car gives you

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@AndyatAuto So with this theory rural & urban rds with weight limits are all perfectly smooth

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@TheBritishIntel Welcome to Oxfordshire
This is the village of Curbridge less than a mile from me. The roads in and around Oxford i’ll be systematically neglected. It is a deliberate attempt to force cars off the road. And this is all part of Andrew Gant’s absolute hatred of private motorists

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Flooded fields all over he Thames valley. Yet we have a Thames water reservoir still half empty. They can’t fill it water from the Thames which runs past because the water is too polluted. Polluted because they keep pumping sewage into it. You couldn’t make it up.

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@TobyDurant @SimonCarGuy 7 months they shut the A4095 over 3 nights last week and this week the potholes reappeared just with added loose aggregate