Devín

Data Scientist at Dropbox. In charge of all the maintenance work (house, yard, car, etc.) for my household. Views my own.

[Devín @didericksen]

@EliMcCann @ITYSL_LDSChurch I know it sounds crazy, but according to church-sponsored studies the best thing the bishop can do for victims is to call Kirton and McConkie instead of reporting to the police. It sounds counter-intuitive, but church lawyers have assured me it is true.

[wint @dril]

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

[DKeaton @dkeaton024]

Your church has $265 billion. Open this door buddy. I dare you.

[Devín @didericksen]

Big meal today...

[Devín @didericksen]

If you're still in line to vote, please get out of line and go home. It's over.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I can't believe we essentially cured obesity and people sneer at it like it's cheating.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

You know which one is mine: the Trump animatronic from Hall of Presidents is a hastily retooled Hillary

[Steven Greenstreet @MiddleOfMayhem]

Joe Biden signing that statement like

[wint @dril]

worry not. this is all accounted for in Hunter 's Plan