Diego Rodríguez

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.

[Diego Rodríguez @diegorodsta]

Abriendo castings para mi nuevo barbershop quartet "los pick me boys".

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[H @Hgserrano]

Me acaba de decir una amiga la expresión “estar más caliente que la tetera de una sorda”. En este país somos maravillosos.

[☭ fuck trump fuck biden too 🌹 @wrappingline]

the way to combat fascism is by sacrificing unpopular minorities until the fascists are pacified

[culture @notgwendalupe]

the Coldplay concert was crazy

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Sad to see so many "leftists" praising the "victory" of a "mass movement" for electoral reformist liberalism that will NEVER challenge the structure of capital!

What you should really do is join my 6 person book club where we are always right and know how to do REAL revolution

[ML Kejera 😐 @KejeraL]

A Muslim hasn't surprised New York like this since 9/11

[gustavo @biciclotimia]

La ONU ante cualquier conflicto bélico: Ay no qué bárbaros eso está muy mal

[Alejo @bjs_alejo2]

*Estados Unidos bombardea Irán e inicia la tercera guerra mundial*

Latinoamérica disfrutando el mundial de clubes:

[Fabipa @fabipa90]

me desperté pensando que estaban friendo milanesas y era el ruido de la lluvia

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Sure sex is great but have you ever posited a connection between two seemingly unrelated cultural phenomena

[Laura @UlaVaz]

Quien crea que amar no es político no sabe de política y no entiende de amor.

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

Charmed by this old machine slowly and mechanically sorting eggs by weight.

[Fran Hevıa | El Novio de América @fran_hevia]

Quiero pensar que Cloralex es diminutivo de Cloralejandro.

[Mad Warrior @Berserker_Blade]

"YOU GRAPED HER!"
"YOU UNALIVED HER!"
"YOU UNSUBSCRIBED HER CHILDREN FROM LIFE!"

[Aires ~ Socialista de Antonio de Tomaso @Airesviejo]

Papa estadounidense o como se diría en inglés Daddy Yankee

[Allie @searobbing]

Ideally you would just have AI handle all your intimate relationships, hobbies, learning, personal growth etc. and spend all that extra time watching short form video content.

[🦇 @larevueltita_]

*se nubla en 4 de mayo*
Tu tía fan de Star Wars:

COMO A ÉSTA HORA SE VERGUIARON AL ANAKIN 🙏🏻