Diego Riva

taking the reservation personally

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

I’ve decided to make poor decisions look intentional today

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

when I moved to San Francisco I told girls I was an international spy to seem mysterious and get laid

now Jensen Huang is in the news and I’m worried one of them is going to testify that I was just a Swiss guy with a tote bag

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

the fire alarm went off and everyone immediately became the most decisive they’ve been all quarter.

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

@deaguiarza @Get_Writer @AtomsHQ @basepowerco @ElevenLabs @SavvyWealthInc @Tailscale @EndexAI @VardaSpace @grafana @WeAreLegora @Apex_Spacecraft @theziphq @cohere can probably add him soon to the list

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

@deaguiarza @Get_Writer @AtomsHQ @basepowerco @ElevenLabs @SavvyWealthInc @Tailscale @EndexAI @VardaSpace @grafana @WeAreLegora @Apex_Spacecraft @theziphq @cohere lol not me discovering our ceo is single through a post like this

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

@PrithviShahani yeah I guess it's time to think about why

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

@PrithviShahani, has someone told you you've been doing a good job today?

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

@dianejiang_ why are you at wework😢 if u come to this side you can hear me saying all that 3x in different languages

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

@PrithviShahani lol that’s me every weekend

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

it took me like 6 good months to understand that the pipeline is not a real physical object but a painful feeling inside every b2b saas slave

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

Prospect dinner in Atlanta. Strip club after. Thirty minutes of sleep. Sunglasses on. White-girl music playing. Straight to the office when I land.

Full-funnel marketing.

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

back in the office. giving everyone another chance

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

@andrewqu ok. at least fu tells me where we stand

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@megannn_lynne three subscriptions to recreate being 22

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@FirstDerivative somebody doesn’t wanna go home and now it’s everybody’s problem

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

@strictlycowgirl hired for my personality. immediately given guidelines

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me explaining to HR that they specifically asked to see my scary side at the company party yesterday

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company halloween party tonight. going as someone they can afford to lose

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

@simonsarris glad i read this before giving my nephew an ipad. he needs to develop a personality around my interests

[Diego Riva @dieguitoriva]

@esaagar buying another phone because the first one knows your weaknesses. respect