bhristie

who cares

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[rave mother @ravemother]

the drink of summer 2026 is another one

[ANW Pizza Parker, NYC Spokesperson @TheColtonShow__]

This got me weeping lmao

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

June 29th.

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

i love that sweet spot of like 8 beers where you get The Photographers Eye

[ana ☆彡 @advvxdgvn]

the wife that dies at the beginning of the movie:

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

Just a beer for me kimosabe

[elle 🔻 @dregcollapse]

one bad part about how good life in nyc has been recently is that there have been a lot of reasons to binge drink and chain smoke

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Jordae @renaiyahjordae]

Getting into the beautiful habit of picking the uncertain heaven over the familiar hell, and I feel like I cracked a code

[Ali @haramcart]

If you don't get violently ill after 20 minutes in a car you're not a real #NewYorker

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

My mayor is bad
My bagels are bad
I live in Los Angeles
Knicks in six

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

nyc is going to five events and then heading home before the sixth event and at the sixth event your friends meet asap rocky

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[trevy @chillextremist]

They used to call you hipster if you watched a movie in a different language or knew how to ride a bicycle

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[fka brecht apologist @_madisontayt]

we need a slur for people who wait in long ass lines in nyc

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Having a Jersey Mikes #13, gonna devour it… and
Game 7!!!