Radio #Digiwahn

Selig die Armen im Geiste, denn ihrer ist das Himmelreich! ▶️Service@Radio #Digiwahn: Wir beantworten alle Fragen rund um die #Digitalisierung 🇩🇪 🇦🇹 🇨🇭

[Radio #Digiwahn @digiwahn]

Frage an Radio Digiwahn📻:
Stimmt es, dass in einigen Gesundheitsämtern noch immer mit Excel gearbeitet wird?
Unsere Antwort:
▶ Im Prinzip ja, aber nicht am Sonntag.

[Tim Freiheit @TDrygala]

Immer, wenn du denkst, kranker kann die Gesellschaft nicht werden, zeigt dir einer: Doch, geht.

Köln: Roboter begrapscht Mädchen – Besitzer streamen live https://t.co/Eol6Z3nW4p

[Florian Gallwitz @FlorianGallwitz]

Mein GrokBot und mein Dot spielen jetzt in ihrer Freizeit Schach gegeneinander. Falls ihr Euch fragt, warum der Meeresspiegel sinkt.

[Gabe Greenberg @gabegreenberg]

Ben Affleck: "I’ve always been into computers. I can write pretty shitty Python scripts."

Interviewer: lol

Ben: "So obviously you convert the image into a tensor containing the batch, frame and RGB values of every pixel."

Interviewer: wtf

Ben: "Then run a convolutional neural network for edge detection and feature extraction."

Interviewer: jaw on floor

Ben: "It’s pretty simple."

[BURKOV @burkov]

I find it outrageous that frontier closed-weight LLMs inject statistics-based watermarks into the texts they generate for me.

I paid for this text; it belongs to me, and I don't want it to be marked in any way.

Furthermore, I'm 100% sure that such texts, when detected on a webpage, will decrease their relevance in web search results or result in an entire website shadowban by search engines.

So, to get rid of the watermarks on the AI-generated texts used on ChapterPal, I developed a watermark removal tool I call Dehydrate.

Watermark technologies such as SynthID used by Google and Anthropic and textGrain by OpenAI embed statistical patterns in the words used in these texts.

Dehydrate modifies these patterns by moving or replacing some words to make watermark recognition unreliable while preserving the meaning of the text and its individual sentences and paragraphs.

If you want to try it for free, you need a ChapterPal account: https://t.co/Vb3bgqzJ31

It's a quickly-made UI, so if you find any bugs, please let me know.

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Facilities did an office inspection and found the mini-fridge under my desk.

“Personal appliances are prohibited.”

They put a red removal sticker on it.

I removed the sticker.

Put on an IT asset tag.

Ran an Ethernet cable from the back of the fridge into the wall.

Updated inventory:

DEVICE: SRV-THERMAL-04
TYPE: Auxiliary cooling appliance
OWNER: Infrastructure
CRITICALITY: High

Facilities came back.

Saw the asset tag.

Saw the network cable.

Wouldn’t touch it.

Three months later Security found SRV-THERMAL-04 during an audit.

They asked what business service it supports.

I opened the fridge.

Six Diet Cokes.

Two Red Bulls.

String cheese.

I told them it maintains temperature-sensitive IT assets.

Security asked why it has never transmitted a single packet.

“Air-gapped.”

They nodded.

The fridge passed the audit.

It is now officially classified as critical infrastructure.

[Asmit @coolcoder56]

Based 💀

[Hard Richbern @HRichbern]

Onlineshop

[Jéferfon Menezes @JefinhoMenes]

Rapaz.... O novo modelo de passaporte da Síria pegou uma imagem da internet do mercado de Damasco, não tirou a marca d'água e o passaporte agora tá com o nome do fotógrafo HAHAHAAH

[pulpo404 @pulpo404]

Ich hab jetz auch eine Playstation 5. Sie war sehr günstig.

[Andrew Hammel @AndrewHammel1]

Claude just failed the Turing test.

[Andrew Hammel @AndrewHammel1]

GERMANY IN A NUTSHELL

The city of Düsseldorf, the seventh-largest in Germany, can no longer broadcast a live webcam of its historic Market Square because one (1) -- yes, one -- person filed a complaint with the state data-protection authority.

The silver lining is that we won't have to watch as all the other storefronts around the square gradually turn into KIOSKs, vape shops, and barbers.

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

The hero we all need

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids https://t.co/wVgf3EzdBr

[@mikko @mikko]

ALWAYS carry an extra finger with you so you can later claim that the photo is a deepfake.

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.

[Radio #Digiwahn @digiwahn]

Look into the replies. Where @elonmusk answers: "I am the wifi."

[Yoda @teslayoda]

Jensen: “Do you want the Wifi password?”

Elon: “I’m good. I own the sat network.”

[Ralf Schuler @drumheadberlin]

Wenige Klicks reichen aus, um die neue Alterskontrolle der EU zu umgehen

https://t.co/lG1opsOo8T