Dillon Patel

🧑🏽‍💻 SaaS(y) boy & 🎥 retired d-lister

[Dillon Patel @dillonpatelme]

Social currency💰by US city:
LA: Fame / Looks
NYC: Network
DC: Power
BOS: Pedigree
MIAMI: Wealth
SF: Funding

[Anish 🇺🇸🇮🇳 @anishramakrish]

See you in Chicago 🇺🇸 #DNC
#HarrisWalz2024 @dillonpatelme

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Tim Waltz is only 1 year old than Kamala Harris….🤯

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@matt_bush Honestly, the whole “controversy” reminded me how close OAK is… (closer from some parts of downtown by transit…)

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@SohDelightful like pre-buying everything on your phone ….

Where you literally had to get out of bed to spend money lol

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Remember when we couldn’t spent hundreds of dollars while lying in bed…

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Justice for Janet #freethenip

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It’s kinda sad that All Too Well (10 min version) will be the Bohemian Rhapsody of our generation…

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@sashawsmith I was legitimately confused the first time

[Lyft Bikes @baywheels]

New! 📣 Golden Gate Park gets Bay Wheels stations!

https://t.co/z3TrOdYvJq

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Saw a @Cruise driving through Hayes valley:

Child "Mommy, who is driving that car?"
Mom: "It's driverless"
Child "Okay."

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Upon Landing @ MIA, The women next to me said she dropped her sunglasses. Searched for 10 seconds then said “well good bye Gucci- I’ll buy another” 😳

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@elisokol @nytimes @ONLYinDADE It honestly reads like the author is trying to troll readers into thinking driving 45 min into the burbs for breakfast makes logical sense.

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This @nytimes 36h in #Miami has no concept of geography/traffic... FRI: Surfside to Little Havana @ Peak Traffic; SAT: Kendall to Design District to Gables; SUN: Little Havana to Everglades... @ONLYinDADE ://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/02/23/travel/things-to-do-miami.html

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Can someone tell me what “late night” means on the NYC subway ?

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we love Bing becoming the office gossip

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Only in America is 3 people killed in a school shooting barley front page news 😔@nytimes

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@LavanyaSunder Now if only we could safely leave bikes on SF Streets 🙃

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@michaelsayman Except for most folk, The left end is actually an Amazon Fire Tablet the kid calls their “iPad”

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@jonazn Is this a targeted ad…?