This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂
“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.
He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.
One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.
I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.
@Pet_Fries @bglkillz18 @MyFantasyLeague Yeah I’d laugh at the offer, the evans for Watson part is really far off but adding the 2nd to it is what is insulting in
@Pet_Fries@dynastysanta No possible way you can say the words “upgrade”. Especially when Watson in first year blew evans out of water. Evans had half his td’s for the year in a game nobody started him cause how horrible he was all year long lol. Now he’s got no qb and yr older.
@cjmills82@jasonmoore@DBro_FFB Exactly. he said pierce was gonna be a bust this year so now that a rb wasn’t drafted the leas talented rb will be getting all of his touches
@jasonmoore Your “hot” takes are starting to sound dumber and dumber dude. Guy hasn’t even played a down yet and he will never be a starter??? Have you seen half of the leagues starting qb’s?
@p_niceee @_paola_nicole I feel bad for someone who tells ppl what music they should listen too to make them happy . can’t stand house but also don’t care if someone else does.
@matt_m242@jackypaper824@PFF@PFF_George @PFF_Eric Yeah he’s a freak, does stuff no other rb can do and isn’t a diva on top of it all. Not a Carolina fan at all but gotta give respect where it’s due