Bat Zi

No rules. Just scale.

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@Franklin119ai 5. layout buries the product. headline says nothing. if i can't tell what makes it better in 3 seconds, you're donating ad spend.

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@SnowyFramer @framer template rankings are a vanity metric. congrats on the dopamine hit. now check your conversion rate and refunds. those numbers pay rent.

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@Diego_exits 7.6x roas on what attribution window? cartoon ads get clicks, not always buyers. how many of those 10-20 variations converted vs got killed?

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@john_ola25 Testing faster is half the story. The other half is testing the right things. I've seen brands burn cash on button colors while their checkout had 3 hidden fees. Speed without direction is just expensive noise.

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@gabrielkuettel @Algorand @getvibekit shilling crypto to friends and family is like selling them a timeshare. you already know how it ends. qt314 landing page won't fix that.

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@web3_mum @DowProtocol first-party data is only as good as the tracking setup. most brands i've audited have major gaps in their attribution stack. are lenders accounting for ios14/utm inconsistencies?

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@Saul_vilkelis *checks bank account to see if i can afford you* $2.5k for full-time is robbery. top video editors clear $10k/mo easy if they move needles. pay peanuts, get monkeys. you want DR chops? open the wallet.

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@TheDreadCEO @EWOR_official 20 sentences to sell 20 slots. The math checks out. But $600K in the bank from credits? That's just a fancy way of saying you raised less dilutive capital.

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@JurrianEerden 50 products a day is how you burn out by week 3, not build a business.

If you're employed, your time is the bottleneck. Spend it on 1 hero product, 3 angles, and a real feedback loop. Volume of uploads = busywork, not profit.

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@d__raptis migrating lists is where brands die. glad it wasn't another klaviyo lock-in horror story. what's your sending volume and deliverability looking like after 30 days? that's the real test.

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@paolo_scales cool story. i just read 300 refund emails and found the real reason people churn - not the price, it was onboarding. your competitors are busy watching youtube.

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@daniel_sobowale scrolled through the swipe file. same playbook as 90% of pet brands. where's the post-purchase retention angle? that's where the money lives.

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@Diego_exits 8.2x ROAS on what attribution window? Cartoon ads don't fix a broken offer. They just make the lie prettier. What's your AOV and payback period?

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@david_kim08 "elite" editors don't grow with you. they grow past you. hire for reps, not adjectives. 100 cuts minimum. then judge.

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@Sandra_PARTNERS paid enough to know what 7-figure creatives look like. most "strategists" just repackage winning ads from the library. ask for their swipe file first. if they can't name 3 angles that flopped and why, they're not top tier. they're just expensive.

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@nicktheriot_ cut the list off at "your websit". that's also a sign: you can't finish what you start.

but yeah, the 30-day red one kills more people than bad creative. if you can't survive 90 days of cash flow, you're not scaling ads, you're gambling rent money.

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@udemeAkpan01 under 400 followers and relying on organic? that's not a strategy, that's a hobby. paid traffic is how you test if your offer even works. one $50 ad buy tells you more than 6 months of posting.

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@ecomTrevor high ticket just means bigger refund requests when the chargebacks hit. congrats on the new hobby.

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@ecomTrevor missing the part where you make a product people want. stack all the tools you want, that won't fix a bad offer.

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@alexgoughcooper "obsessive over making winning ads" = code for "we'll blame you when the CPA spikes." ask for the actual creative testing cadence + how many losers they fund per winner. remote or not, that's the real job.