Doris Burke’s Burner

sports & reality tv yapper

Rockets | Texans | Astros

[Doris Burke’s Burner @dirtymfdoris]

@realapp Ayton won the game down the stretch…playing just like prime Clint Capela

[Doris Burke’s Burner @dirtymfdoris]

@DK_Assist Even on first quarter bets?

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

Strouds tape is outrageous man.

Playing at an absurd level.

[Cris Collinsworth @CollinsworthPFF]

QB with the highest pass rating (107.3) and most pass TD (8) under pressure this season, via @PFF

C.J. Stroud

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Before you write off what Stroud did because the Chargers were 0-7, look at what Stafford, Mahomes and Allen did against that same defense.

They threw for one touchdown combined. Stroud threw for five. Give him, Caley and the offense some credit. Or don’t. 😂

[Doris Burke’s Burner @dirtymfdoris]

@NFL @FanDuel Nico and it’s not particularly close!

[Nolan Bianchi @nolanbianchi]

I love when a Mike Tomlin analogy requires two explanations because the first one is also an analogy.

In this league, you gotta buy milk before you can dunk a cookie. What I mean by that is you can’t put on a hat before a sweatshirt. What I mean by that is you gotta stop the run

[Jacob Barzilla @JacobBarzilla]

QBs to throw 350+ yards and 5+ touchdowns in multiple games at age 25 or younger:

- C.J. Stroud
- Dan Marino
- Patrick Mahomes
- Matthew Stafford

Stroud is also the first Texans QB in team history to have multiple games of 350+ yards and 5 TDs.

(@NextGenStats)

[PFF @PFF]

CJ STROUD LEGACY GAME

352 PASS YARDS
5 PASS TD
124.0 PASS RATING

[Doris Burke’s Burner @dirtymfdoris]

@gavinmchughh 3rd and goal from the inch line mane… should’ve snuck it in

[Ross Gerber @GerberKawasaki]

Very rarely does a rant sum up the feelings of many. So I'll repost as I could not say it better myself.

[Tucker Martin @jtuckermartin]

Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in

[big ounce @_bigounce]

Vote red Vote blue don’t vote bla bla bla

The real change I’m trying to see in this country is an improved Houston Texans defense that meets their potential.

[Doris Burke’s Burner @dirtymfdoris]

@CryLawson “Houston Sports fan”… c’mon bruh have some faith

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

The Houston Rockets are the deepest they've been in the Ime Udoka era — and it has catapulted them to the No. 1 spot on this week's NBA Power Rankings 🚀

Read more from @LawMurrayTheNU: https://t.co/54TwrgCFwT

[christian ✨ @StroudMerchant]

cj stroud super bowl mvp

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

THE HOUSTON ROCKETS ARE 7–1

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.

[kd supremacist ⁷ @zayonsocial]

I mean this is elite tape

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

So far my lone takeaway watching NFL Sunday with the Texans on bye:

How did they lose to both the Colts and Cowboys?