hi, i’ll be yr server this evening

bartender adjacent - @bramblebar @luckyliquorco @lastwordsaloon

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it me

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Attentive Server Continuously Refills Patron’s Empty Mouth https://t.co/H0P3M0Qe9g

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https://t.co/makJCNDS0i

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Raise your hand if you support trans rights.

Shout it.

Don't let the awful people think they're winning.

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@whatjoewrote There were barriers up on Tuesday; apparently they’re working on the hillside above it rather than on the path itself

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oh no i did a politics on main

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y’all are steamed about not being able to watch all the Olympics on the BBC and yet you’re gonna be shocked when this government does the same thing to the NHS

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@PouredToDeath TWO FOR TWO, I’M WIIIIINNNINNNG

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@PouredToDeath love to see my biases confirmed

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I want something fruity

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Write a horror story for your industry using just four words

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me, going into a Saturday service:

[Collider @Collider]

J.J. Abrams acknowledges it probably would have been better if they had approached the #StarWars sequel trilogy with a plan: https://t.co/JDqlClZKHy

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Started Mass Effect, got past Therum and Noveria and thought “i remember this taking longer”

immediately followed by “where did the sun go?”

[Sam Maggs @SamMaggs]

It’s important to note that I’ve played 26 hours of Mass Effect and it came out *checks watch* yesterday

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…that’s why it’s the most-followed Twitter account in IT security

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

This is the most-followed Twitter account in IT Security and it's just a 24/7 chaos trashfire

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an email back about working in events planning got spam filtered and i didn’t catch it until waaayy too late

[Jennifer Johnson @seejenwrite]

Tell me a decision that changed the trajectory of your life but you CAN'T say choosing your faith, getting married, or having a kid.

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bought a thing in person from somewhere other than a supermarket, what a fucking rush

[abena @itsnadine_]

This you?

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a teacher with the same surname as me but to whom i am not related called me “son” onstage during an assembly the entire school was attending

[Eileen Mary O’Connell @i_Lean]

Who’s a teacher that wronged you and you’re STILLL mad about it! NAME NAMES AND NAME THE INCIDENT!

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@PouredToDeath this is why you’re not allowed behind the bar

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made carbonara without fucking it up, following up by retiring from making carbonara to forever preserve my perfect record

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Playing on a low difficulty level is fine actually

[Ravenna Tran @RavennaTran]

April Fools is done forever, replaced by Toshiro Mifune Day

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@PouredToDeath he who controls the memes controls the universe