Lost Shaker Assault

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

Christopher Hitchens: ”In 1786, when the United States was barely a country, it was having its sailors taken as slaves by the Barbary states, the states of the Ottoman Empire and North Africa. Tripoli, shores of Tripoli. Ships stopped, its crews carried off into slavery. We estimate 1.5 million European and American slaves taken between 1750 and 1815.

Jefferson and Adams went to their ambassador in London and said, why do you do this to us? The United States has never had a quarrel with the Muslim world of any kind. We weren't in the crusades. We weren't at war with Spain. Why do you do this to our people and our ships? Why do you plunder and enslave our people? The ambassador said very plainly, Mr. Abdul Rahman said, because the Quran gives us permission to do so, because you are infidels, and that's our answer. Jefferson said, well, in that case, I will send a navy which will crush your state, which he did.

Islamic fundamentalism is not created by American democracy. It's a lie to say so. It's a masochistic lie, and it excuses those who are the real criminals, and blames us for the attacks made upon us.”

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I love it more

[Lost Shaker Assault @disassemblylion]

@seanonolennon Throw comedy in there with movies and music.

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

Norm Macdonald - “Patton Oswalt said he thought the worst part of the Cosby thing was the hypocrisy…. I disagree.”

Jerry Seinfeld - “You disagree?”

Norm Macdonald - “Yeah…. I think it was the r*ping.”

[Lost Shaker Assault @disassemblylion]

@kirkmin Larry David's sketch is an unfunny hate-filled, TDS dream-fugue hack job stolen from a very funny series of SNL sketches. Dude needs to retire.

[Lost Shaker Assault @disassemblylion]

@izthisJudah The cultural difference is the other white guy stopping him from continuing the punches. When the races are reversed...

[Lost Shaker Assault @disassemblylion]

@DanBurmawy Wrong. Timing plays into it. But what makes it stand out is it's bluntness and ruthlessness, and willingly going against the far left film cartel.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

😭

[Lost Shaker Assault @disassemblylion]

@BuzzPatterson My guess is he gets elected to Congress, their health and retirement benefits are much better 😞

[Save Heritage Indiana @HeritageIndiana]

Robert Putnam - author of the bestselling Bowling Alone and a professor at Harvard Kennedy School (hardly a conservative) - commissioned one of the largest and most expensive studies on social capital to date.

He sat on the results for several years because they challenged the prevailing liberal consensus.

What did he find?

The more ethnically diverse a community is, the less social capital it tends to have.

Specifically, people in more diverse communities trust others less - both people from other ethnic groups and people from their own ethnic group.

They also volunteer less, donate less to charity, vote less, and engage less in community life overall.

Diversity is NOT our strength.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

She's never recovering from that 💀

[Lost Shaker Assault @disassemblylion]

@Rainmaker1973 I have given 30+ Uber rides to a couple in my area who both have schizophrenia. When the woman doesn't take her meds she sounds eerily similar to the voices in the video.

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

A happy childhood is the worst preparation for life.

[Lost Shaker Assault @disassemblylion]

@VladTheInflator When sneaking in popcorn passes the $1000 threshold from misdemeanor to felony.

[kuno @kunoo]

Crypto explained in 24 seconds.

[Lost Shaker Assault @disassemblylion]

@rongalloway @JohnLeFevre Winner!!!! 🏆

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

MSNBC reporter: "Nobody around here is wearing masks."

Guy on the street: "Including the cameraman." 🤣

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Funny