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They/them.
Foster's Home for the Socially Useless.
何もわかりません

[disasterisk @disasterisks]

1000 headless politicians can't be wrong!

[John Duncan @Johntheduncan]

Feel like any time someone ponders this stuff, the basic premises of higher education are left untouched. Why would students want to use essay generation? Because the university is not seen as a place to engage with ideas but has been made into a job factory

[disasterisk @disasterisks]

Life's too short to even care at all

[disasterisk @disasterisks]

@custom_castle @adampknave Did you see her Halloween comics this year? https://t.co/2Rg3DQ0TMA

[Kate Beaton @beatonna]

The Spot

[disasterisk @disasterisks]

Sound and fury, signifying nothing

[disasterisk @disasterisks]

@henriquejambu Established Titles, I think. They claim to grant you a lordship by selling you a tiny plot of land (in Scotland maybe??) but it doesn't actually work like that. Not sure if they even actually sell you the land. Pretty sure you don't have any usage rights.

[🕸Jack The Vulture🕸 @jackthevulture]

Me when animal

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

Is it finally this season again this year? https://t.co/ghqb2JggMt

[Okro | looking for work | comms open @okro_co]

New friends 🦠💦

[disasterisk @disasterisks]

@miniminuteman1 +1, would love to see you there.

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

everyone always wants to look smart. This is a huge mistake. You want to look dumb. No one asks you to do anything, and you can always do what you want, and if anyone gives you trouble, you say something like "oh my gosh"

[tef @tef_ebooks]

i've posted a lot of crow photos over the last three or four years, but these four are the most "right place, right time" moments I was lucky to capture

[disasterisk @disasterisks]

Got tired of lyrics that make me sad. Have some lyrics that make me laugh.

[disasterisk @disasterisks]

BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP BEEP BOP beep sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-di-da

[disasterisk @disasterisks]

Oh, I had a dream
that you couldn't hear me screaming
Trying to tell you everything
but it wouldn't stop you leaving

[disasterisk @disasterisks]

Fold my heart up small
Or break it into pieces
Find somewhere and keep it there
Take it when you go

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks