Matt Rissler

[Matt Rissler @discnerd]

@feliciaday Do you consider yourself an old lady yet? Because then canonically you need a 🕷️, 🕊️, 🐈, 🐕, 🐐, 🐄, and 🐎. I suppose I should have asked if you've swallowed any.

[Matt Rissler @discnerd]

@Tvbona But checklists, flowcharts, and "consult with an expert in that" make terrible sound bites.

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Add some robes to make it a rite.

[Matt Rissler @discnerd]

Halloween costume idea: wear a castle costume, make your arms look like a bear's. Add something with a fringe.

You have "enfringed bear arms and keep".

[Matt Rissler @discnerd]

@ZachWeiner For the next few days you can change to interrupting ghost who isn't participating.

[Matt Rissler @discnerd]

@CMastication Combine is sitting right there waiting to be punned.

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@HigherGeometer Yes, y=-1 is a solution to |y+2|=|y| which is the impact of squaring the initial equation.

[Matt Rissler @discnerd]

@ZachWeiner Eat your Type-2 diabetes anxiety about affording insulin.

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@mikethemadbiol @gorskon So, ... a radio drama.

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@ass_deans 👍🏻♥️

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@JeffreyASachs @Noahpinion USians like things that do one thing. The furnace heats and the AC cools. Needs to switch to the heat pump maintains temperature, and the furnace handles "It is very cold outside."

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@james81141 @bpsquarehead @1_Person1_Vote @JeffreyASachs @Noahpinion But three heat pumps is "more complicated" than 1 furnace and 1 AC.

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@BarryHunt008 COVID hangover?

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@siwelwerd @ProfNoodlearms @SitDownPee @cubes_art Makes me think of hypercubic sandwiches. Does a prototypical (closed face, two slices of bread) sandwich in 4d still only have two opposing surfaces covered? What about higher dimensions?

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@colleen_kuhl And we don't have enough bears or castles for everyone to have bear arms and a keep.

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@AngelaSterritt "Those that must not be named"

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@the_transit_guy Or if the rules for bike lanes were like the rules for objects/animals/non-players on the field for soccer you could have ridden over multiple vehicles. If it's on the bike lane and not something that should be on the bike lane, it's part of the bike lane.

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@matthew_barlowe The first class that is about proving things and not solving equations using a set of tools. Which class that is depends on the structure of the major at each institution. Some have an Intro to Proofs course, some just throw people into Analysis, Algebra, ... and see who passes.

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