Ammy 🎀

hello chief, let's talk why not?✨ she/her 日本語: @ahiru_nihongo

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Rules is rules

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fun fact cause apparently I'm still on this topic: loads of hip-hop artists have sampled Kraftwerk which is really funny to me cause they are the nerdiest band ever. Do people realise they're rapping about bitches and money over the top of a song about trains

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Kraftwerk fans be like "hey what's the one that goes beep boop beep boop"

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also they are on tour atm and everyone's complaining about the setlist online like "WHY DIDN'T THEY DO THE ONE ABOUT THE POCKET CALCULATOR"

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No one knows the real reason I hate AI so much: I just know if we'd had it when I was a kid 12yo me would have developed a crippling addiction to talking to anime boys

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I play alto sax which is in E♭ (as opposed to the normie C instruments e.g. flute, piano), always wondered "how they done got the flats in there?" but I was reading Wikipedia and it turns out they actually just transpose the music that's written down, boy do I feel dumb now

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@nin0bb My dad went to art school and used to be a graphic designer but he uses it to make shitty pictures, make it make sense 😭😭😭

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Why do old people love AI so much?? They actually have time and money to do art/music but instead they're all like "no sorry I'm far too busy leaving comments on Daily Mail articles and going to the supermarket on Saturdays to walk around really slowly and be in everyone's way"

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Jizzapalooza

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in the uklgbt and londonlgbt subreddits like 90% of the posts are just blokes asking stuff like "hey has anyone been to MASSIVE MAN ORGY? experiences at WANK PARTY? is anyone going to FACEFUCKFEST this weekend?"
happy they're having a good time of course but also...I am scared

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Went to London yesterday and 2 separate older ladies complimented me on my bag and my knitting, maybe I should put my maximum age up on Hinge

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@mr52hz Not sure if this is a bot account but I actually hate football I just seem to know a lot of acronyms

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Admitted defeat and have been browsing the asexual subreddits a bit lately but no matter how hard I try I can't stop reading QPR as Queen's Park Rangers

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I'm actually on the Parrot routine - sleep for 12 hours, pick the bits I don't like out of my food, scream at everyone

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I'm so tired of the "you must do 10000 steps a day" propaganda, I literally cycled 8 miles the other day and my fitness app was like "you only did 3022 steps today you lazy cow, this is why you're single and have a crap job" and then uninstalled itself

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me: did you know there's a fan theory that Horrid Henry is a trans boy and has ADHD
my mum: Paula's Louise got married and is having a baby

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2 Chainz would be a great name for a hip hop themed crochet blog

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@5ft8ButSturdy If it helps I don't think I'm good at it either 😂

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To say nothing of the embarrassment at still being bothered by this stuff in your 30s 🫠

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Turns out it takes about 5kg to go from "I have no problems with eating or body image" to "I cannot live with myself if I don't fit into a size 8"