Sean

Turns out I think of 'the cloud' as space. VPCs are planets.

What song do you always sing wrong?

he (nom.) / him (acc., dat.) / his (gen., poss.)

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@Reincrownation

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@fom_info It's a shame the tweet was deleted. The world needs more praise of haggis. And pineapple pizza.

[Sean @dissonanz42]

Timeline cleanse of people showering love on haggis. The world needs more of this.

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@fom_info Nothing is wrong with haggis. It's delicious.

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@petecheslock @taylorjstacey There's also "koo-BECK-tul" (credit to @sionolen)

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@ThatEricAlper "My Heart Will Go On" by New Found Glory 💕

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@Reincrownation @KeithOlbermann @espn Baseball should have Overs like cricket.

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@claaaams @DanceScholar @shelden4vt Apparently they spawn somewhere in Minnesota. https://t.co/1KK21oLZUT

[Sean @dissonanz42]

*queues up Princess Mononoke*

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Spectacular mass of juvenile striped eel catfish appearing like one giant animal,

A daunting sight for predators, in this undulating dense entity,the vulnerable protect each other until each is mature and independent

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@awwnuh I once placed an online order in Target for pickup at a different Target 5 miles away because the item I was literally staring at on the shelf was $20 cheaper (28%) that way. Then I had to stand around in the other store while someone fetched it from the shelf and processed it.

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@Reincrownation @ReturnofR No way; it's that time Smead's Noel Gallagher signature Epiphone stopped working halfway thru and he had to switch to the Tele.

[Sean @dissonanz42]

Thankful to have learned to question my education at University itself. @MarianinaOlcott is the best.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

The problem is not people being uneducated.
The problem is that people are educated just enough to believe what they have been taught, and not educated enough to question anything from what they have been taught. 🧠

[Justin Rosati, MD @JustinRosatiMD]

To the “Newborns need to get sick” crowd, allow me to introduce you to what you are introducing them to:
🧵

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago
I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there
But does he listen?

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@claaaams @nathanbarnes Well I tried.

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@claaaams @nathanbarnes it would be awesome if you could make it out to support my friends :)

[Sean @dissonanz42]

Others have come up with the very clever idea of The Cook of Mormon, but have they mentioned the amazing songs?

🎶Hello. My name is Elder Spice...🎶

🎶 I am paprika 🎶

🎶 I bay leeeeeaf...that in 1978 God changed his mind about black pepper!(black pepper!) 🎶

[Sean @dissonanz42]

Imagine taking something that provides a useful public service (breaking news/is AWS down) and flushing it down the toilet because someone made fun of you.

[Sean @dissonanz42]

@Reincrownation Given the status of @jephjacques account I give it less than a https://t.co/hfxwWbKVOv. 10 days tops.