Pew of Distraction

I often sit on my pew in church distracted or confused.
Retweet means I agree with anything and everything that person has ever done.

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If we never meet again this side of Heaven ... who cares!

Stay #OLDPATHS my friends.

#seasonfinale

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@FundyBB

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Such a blessing to see #OldTimeReligion stalwarts like DMc becoming #WOKE

"You white people are so boring. Yes you are."

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If anyone needs me before next season just look for me here.

#PigglyWigglyRevival

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I'll #NeverForget that time @sowntend had to defend himself from the accusation of being a Calvinist!!!!

😅😅😅

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Some see this picture of a trail of blood and crosses & expect this is about Jesus and His blood.
That's because most of you are lost compromisers or Calvanist
This is the story of 1611 KJV carrying, Red-backed Hymnal sangin, Independent Fundamental Baptist! God's favorite people

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@rapturereadyMOG @SatireTrail @HaaymanHarold It's like covering Moses' face when come down from the mount

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As I pack the bags and get ready to head out on the spring and summer #OLDPATHS revival tent tour I realize a break is needed from distraction.
Plans are in the works for Distraction season 3 to later in 2019.

Be looking @DistractionPew season 2 finale later tonight.

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@TheLovingPastor I wish they were honest enough to sign the plain meaning of words...

More than enough to turn the water to grape juice.

Jesus wasn't a bartender!!!

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@SatireTrail Tithe straight to the preacher!

#OldPaths

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@MichaelSAlford1 @southernevange1 Common malady for sure

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I'm considering taking a break from the Twitter anon work.

If you like my stuff just head over and go follow @DrJohnNHamblin

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@FlavelRev @jcat_redneck @dr_hamblin @FundyBB @TheLovingPastor @BrotherCorleone @rapturereadyMOG I thought that was a style of automobile

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@FundyBB I ate there one time too. Never get pork at a Mexican place again.

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hey Hey HEY MOG - if you really care about this next generation of preacher boys you'll pass on some wisdom you've picked up along the way.

•What brands of suits to wear
•What brands of shoes to buy
•What barber to go to
•What style cufflinks to keep

#OLDPATHS

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@FlavelRev @TheLovingPastor @FundyBB @jcat_redneck @BrotherCorleone @dr_hamblin Bubba, I didn't think you'd go back to that revival again tonight

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My hope is to live long enough that gas stations stop tacking the 9/10 of a penny on the price per gallon.

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@TypYouthPastor No that's not the definition. I wonder if some people treat a Bible like an idol after owning a copy for a while. I wonder if people get over attached to the physical copy more than the words within.

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Is rebinding an old Bible for sentimental purposes idolatry?
#TuesdayThoughts

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@scottcheatham Thanks for the reply.
What non-idolatrous, good reasons would you think to rebinding instead of just replacing?
Folks can spend money to keep whatever property they want to but if they're making special effort because it's a Bible... then I don't know.