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Non-profits. UVA.

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PSA: @Avis President’s Club isn’t worth 💩. Currently waiting in a 100+ Preferred line.

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Looked up a DC plate after the car nearly caused an accident passing other cars at a red light. Over $15k in citations. How is this license not automatically suspended? Why isn’t this vehicle impounded? “Vison Zero” must stand for zero deterrence @JMatter_TV

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@DCGov_ABCA why is Safe House on 4th/H NE still operating after ignoring the cease and desist orders from July? Is there a list of approved businesses? @charlesallen

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@igorbobic @StevenTDennis Bernie trying very, very hard to find something to disagree with and attract the spotlight.

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@BarredinDC @DCGov_ABCA The Safe House on H appears to still be operating

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@MayorBowser @CleanCityDC @DCDPW @DACL_DC @DOEE_DC @DCMOCA Next time maybe put this more centrally located and not at the Maryland line. And include an end time. SMH

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@bloomingdame And they did that here too…and it worked. No?

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@NoMaBID @CaseyTrees Still working on it 4 months later @NoMaBID? I could do this in 10 minutes tomorrow.

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@NoMaBID can you remove these tree stakes along the 331 N St NE building? Long overdue and you can see what they do to the tree trunks. Same for the staking along 4th St. @CaseyTrees

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It’s long overdue to remove these. Duh. @NoMaBID, care to reach out to Cielo building management? The screams from this tree are blood curdling.

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@311DCgov @WEareEDENS @UnionMarketDC @_DCHealth @311DCgov I’m not going to send you one of these every single morning. I suggest you have a conversation with @WEareEDENS about the proper way to dispose of food waste from their place of business when they close up for the night.

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Good morning from @WEareEDENS @UnionMarketDC where the rats had a feast overnight! @_DCHealth @311DCgov

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Dear @_DCHealth, how is this overnight rat feast not a health violation? This is all food waste tied to one business @UnionMarketDC @WEareEDENS because they refuse to empty the bins after closing time. Same for the open non-public bins all along their storefront.

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@NoMaBID @CaseyTrees Still there. Just need a pair of wire cutters. That’s it. Also the trees around the perimeter of Cielo are also long overdue to be released. Tying them down like that for so long is already causing them to lean.

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@tomsherwood Did the mayor ask @jodiemclean about the trash cans left full overnight, shitty WiFi, and third world bathrooms at Union Market?

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@katieporteroc lol. Hypocrite. https://t.co/Na1RnR3jll

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@DDOTDC

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@MayorBowser and…

❄️ Hand out Apple AirTags to District residents

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@bresreports My Mike

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@FarnoushAmiri @alexbrandon “Elected Speaker pro tempore”. Preemptive?