Meredith Brooks

I legitimately don’t know how I got to 20,000+ tweets

[Meredith Brooks @ditheh]

today i may need a large iced coffee with an extra shot of lord help me today

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

he was ceo she was head of HR can I make it any more obvious

[jess @OnlyPhanatics]

Mr. Met is just somewhere, thanking god he’s had the second most embarrassing concert moment of the week now

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm in my element (air conditioning)

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

there’s nothing quite like opening the door to your hotel room for the first time is there. the gentle, calm euphoria of glimpsing this magical room you get to live in but don’t have to clean or maintain. the little thrill of seeing the bed you get to eat in without consequences

[RainValkyria @ModRainValkyria]

Darren Criss just won his first Tony award and if you weren't watching AVPM in shitty quality and a billion parts on YouTube when it was first added, I feel sorry for you. Watching his journey has been so cool!!

Congrats Darren!!

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling kind of lonely today. maybe i should open instagram and see 8 different people i know from college getting married

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

now that I have money I want the scholastic book fair to stop by my job

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

the year is 2038 and you owe $50,000 of burrito debt to doordash but you can pay it all off by living in mr beasts minivan for 80 days

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

ten thousand lifetimes have passed since this happened

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.”

“Why not play it on Saturday?”

“Nobody knows.”

[Alison ✨ @heyalisonn]

Jason Kelce is giving Yukon Cornelius

[alara @alarabofficial]

idk why women’s bathrooms have suddenly decided to get rid of purse hooks, but i am SICK OF IT!!!!!!! they are a STAPLE, WHY have we started getting rid of them????

[Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc]

The ban we'd all prefer.

[Dr. Robert Rohde @RARohde]

2025 = 45^2

It's a perfect square. It will probably be the only perfect square year you ever get to live in.

The last time that occurred was in 1936. The next will be in 2116.

So, make 2025 a perfect year for you.

[🌹 LO 🌻 @datruth_01]

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

When did Tito’s vodka become so popular? I feel like it was during the 2010s at some point because there was a time when it wasn’t the standard “not bad” vodka in every bar in America but then one day it did become that.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.

[Meredith Brooks @ditheh]

Me staying up past my bedtime by 2 hours for this #TysonPaul