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[Ms Worldwide @BeeTheLight_]

Je Ho Vah😖

[Rory Tyer @RoryTyer]

A man whose wife can prepare food for 30 people with an hour’s notice is surely extremely competent. A man who only gives his wife an hour’s notice to have 30 people over for dinner, however, is extremely incompetent at planning, and potentially also inconsiderate

[Design Chief Priest @dnaijatechguy]

The more you get your life together, the smaller the pool gets.

So if you find someone genuinely good along the way, don’t shut them out chasing some idea of perfect timing.

Good people are rare. People willing to grow with you are even rarer.

[Diorthyst ꕤ｡˚ @htimylm___]

Mr. Information when he found out that people were spreading Ms. Information

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and alcohol to accept those I cannot.

[Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴 @OptimusGrind__]

Ms Rachel need to be talking about IRAs and 401Ks

[ℬ• @takvimdenbahar]

Anne baban senin nasıl yaşlandığını göremeyecek.Partnerin seni çocukluğundan beri tanımıyor. Çocukların genç halini çok az hatırlayacak. En yakın arkadaşların bile geçmişinin tamamını bilmiyor. Hayatının ilk gününden sonuna kadar seninle olacak tek kişi sensin

Kendine iyi davran

[A Moving Man @_edem_edem_]

Bro, Kwansusuaa all dey inside o 😭😭😭
Some powerful abomu those people were going to prepare paaaa wey Rowdy cast am so

[Blerp @blerp]

“4 viewers isn’t a lot”

Imagine four people watching you try to parallel park

See that’s a lot

[ada. @adaezeokaro]

Beauty & the bills.

[PREMIUM-BEAUTY @chivirgo_]

They’re gunna show this video during the uprising

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Men won't notice the nails by themselves but the nails along with dozens of other little embellishments contribute to the overall look and essence of a woman. You see that a woman is beautiful and put together, but fundamentally fail to understand how she accomplishes this because you think each individual piece is irrelevant.

And that is fine. You're not supposed to understand. But at least act like you don't understand.

[💋 @divaofbusiness]

@readJerome 😂😂😂

[Complex @Complex]

A photographer pairs complete strangers to pose together in intimate photos.

[📸: @renaldiphotos ]

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

the fact that darkness is basically the default state of the universe and we only get daylight because there’s a giant ball of fire nearby is kinda insane

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

when i said i wanted to be held—i did not mean accountable.

[noah’s arch @gooonicorn]

Slammed for teaching the youth how to diva?

The coat and bodyguard are expensive. Wipe that damn seat.

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”

[Lisa @lisavsworld]

I can imagine just how very surreal it must feel to gaze at a small human and see not only the features of yourself, but of the person you love most in the world in that tiny little face.