Chalk

this intellectual black hole reeks of cologne and lies

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

From a dimensional perspective, I'm not sure there's a way Jordan Davis could contact Bryce Young that does not constitute roughing

[Jimmy Kempski @JimmyKempski]

Good Lord what are the Ravens watching?

[Ryan Paganetti @RyanPaganetti]

One thing Eagles fans can feel great about is that Jeffrey Lurie will not tolerate such poor performances. There will need to be answers on how it gets fixed quickly.

Lurie has set a Super Bowl standard in that organization and anything less is not good enough. GREAT owner.

[Chalk @DixGnarly]

@JimmyKempski thank God for the rain

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Updated Eagles Injury Report

[Primetime Carolina @primetimecar]

These are the Browns, they’re the most likable team in the league with a deserving fanbase. Only catch is their QB is the least likable player in the league and deserves nothing.

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

Respect to Bears fans for chanting FUCK THE PACKERS all night. We were just an object most of the time. They didn’t even give that much of a shit about us.

[James Seltzer @JamesSeltzer]

Andy Dalton over Tanner McKee has never made any sense and it still doesn’t tonight. Just a mystifying decision.

[🦅 @EaglesOwnYou]

Fake tough guy Cam Ward thought he could clap in Jordan Davis’ face.

Darius Cooper and Jalen Hurts imitated him and got the last laugh.

[Chase Senior @Chase_Senior]

If you think Jalen Hurts played poorly today, you either didn't watch the game or you don't know football. Pretty simple.

The Eagles are 2-0 because Hurts is playing like an MVP.

#Eagles

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

Holy shit. Cannot believe they won that game. This team may still stink. But a win is a win I guess.

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

OH MY GOD! JALEN HURTS IS A BAD, BAD MAN! THAT’S MY FUCKING QUARTERBACK!

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

NEVER A FUCKING DOUBT

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds.

[Rob Sonic @Rob_Sonic]

One series of Collinsworth and I'm cooked already. "That guy man, oh boy, I tell you what, he's that kind of guy man"

[Football @BostonConnr]

Nothing says the NFL is back like Jaxson Dart getting lit up on the sidelines as he goes out

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

1-0. GO BIRDS. PLAY THE SONG.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

It just means more here

[Brandon Lee Gowton @BrandonGowton]

Joshua Weru notching an NFL sack in the second-ever football game of his entire life is pretty cool.

[Jimmy Kempski @JimmyKempski]

I have a clean sweep Eagles starting OL plus the top 2 backups (Kendall/Bell) vs. Pats DL in 1-on-1’s. All wins. Dominant. The other backups, less impressive. (Lampkin went 2-1 though.)