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:D

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Dude. Did you seriously put bloopie on the glubert. Do you understand how fucked that is.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If I was a military commander we would be taking heavy casualties at all times, often for little or no gain. Lots of injuries as well

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[egg empress 🥚 @backupweenie]

we don’t need to halve the population. thats eco facism. we need to get rid of militaries (responsible for 70% of emissions), data centers, companies that produce single use plastic, and switch out of fossil fuels to clean energy. but they’d rather let people die than do that

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Comparing Apples to Oranges isn’t even that Wild of a Concept. They are both Fruits. They are both Round in Shape

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

You can have the whole kit but if you even touch the caboodle I will scream so loud it will damage your ears

[angie ★ gerranrry ceo @starryangwell]

what if the pitt s3 is set on the one day a year single people are legally allowed to have sex

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

a baby just blew vape smoke in MY face wtf

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

All Bubble Blowing Babies Will Be Beaten Senseless By Every Able Bodied Patron In The Bar

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Take pto and hangout with me

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

Me making poop™

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Who up Feeling like a Dog Begging For Boiling Water on the Stove

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

hung sheldon

[Dimes @EvenDroppinDime]

I wish for a dollar.

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

You may find yourself. In a beautiful restaurant. With a beautiful burger

[kaylee ♡ BRAND NEW DAY SPOILERS @zany_zeglian]

alternate universe where all humans talk like seals

[dixie @dixieredman]

@manicludus thank you.

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Youre on some fuck crap

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

stay away from me bro i’m teething