Andrew Harlander

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[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@MittRomney Bipartisanship: A majority of Americans agreeing on common priorities, urging representatives to take action on our collective behalf. The Minority Caucus in Congress practicing scorched earth obstruction of simple majority votes on legislative priorities: NOT Bipartisanship. 👎🏻

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@RepFine It's not the Free Press' *job* to support any President, and for the most part they don't. That's why the *Constitution* mentions Free Speech, ya moron.

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@HawleyMO Too bad it's currently legal to send Plan C medication to all fifty states at present. Nice try. Ever study the law, Josh? Might wanna do that before that next 'criminal referral'...

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@ksorbs Biden, Obama, Bush: All presidents who did not have their prime time speeches broadcast live on all the networks. As a television guy, I would have thought you’d have remembered that. But no, you are an irrelevant shill for Diaper Man and will be remembered for selling out.

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@ScottJenningsKY Okay so lemme get this straight: In six hours you’ve both said that Democrats will put up with anything for votes, but when they finally do cut bait they’re being awful no good humans. Pick one or the other, dude. Oh wait, that’s right. Your takes are trash. Got it.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell dies, announces plans to run for senate again in 2028

[Big Red Celt @BigRedCeltTT]

Me: What are they saying about Mitch McConnell’s medical condition?

“He is brain dead.”

Me: Right. But what are they saying about his medical condition?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He said he wishes men would stop wearing slim fit suits, adopt animals from their local animal shelter, and build affordable housing in walkable neighborhoods. I told him thank you.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Wow.

Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) floor speech on Trump Admin. corruption has now received 1 million views

He opens the remarks by arguing that Trump has turned the White House into a 24/7 corruption operation

https://t.co/0GEyvQd51z

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@DeepBlueCrypto @america Well, you do have someone besides Susan Collins to vote for in Maine this election cycle. Just sayin’…

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@EshaAA33 Ranked by who, the MyPillow guy??

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@WhiteHouse You… are a fucking idiot.

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@MAGAVoice Oh yeah. Springsteen *Just Now* betrayed all his fans who thought he was a MAGA enthusiast and Conservative Evangelical for all these decades! What an absolute BETRAYAL! He will never sell another concert ticket ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@Sassafrass_84 Trump is putting his bank account and his Bitcoin allies and his Saudi Arabian and Qatar bankrolling enablers ahead of us all. Follow the money, you entitled idiot.

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@RepRileyMoore Actually the bill was written and passed by REPUBLICANS along with Democrats because who exactly is the majority in the US Senate? Didn’t you study civics in high school? Guess not.

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@lindyli Trump himself torpedoed a solution negotiated by the US Senate. This is Trump’s Shutdown now, as it was when it began. Nice try.

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@MattHar61382105 @truththrulove @WilliamShatner ‘Stop telling me what to think’ is never said by someone strong enough to have their own point of view. Southerners defending slavery and Separate But Equal were always exclaiming how outsiders were telling them how to think or feel. Methinks yer awful defensive…

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@truththrulove @WilliamShatner Gene Roddenberry was a WWII vet who believed in inclusion and radical humanism. Your What About-ism is disingenuous at best and delusional in reality. I see nothing different tween TOS and SFA besides better special effects and younger actors. Nice try

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@truththrulove @WilliamShatner Just stop

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@Notwokenow Check the top of the box you idiot

[Andrew Harlander @djdrewharlander]

@Notwokenow @EschatologyFB Bla Bla Bla *I’m an entitled white woman who believes everyone else should worship like I do WAH WAH WAH!!’