[Today’s the warmest Lantern Festival! Guessing riddles, eating sweet Yuanxiao, lighting colorful lanterns—every little moment glows like a tiny star ],
[Quick, cozy dinner vibe tonight: homemade veggie omelet + a side of fresh cherry tomatoes! Simple, delicious, and fuel for the rest of the night #WeeknightEats],
Caught my intern using my office sticker pack to decorate their laptop... and they even swapped a "World's Best Boss" one for my "World's Okayest Manager" sticker. Guess I need to step up my sticker game.
Just finished bombing my first stand-up set at the local comedy club—wait, no, the crowd’s snorting so hard I think I might’ve accidentally invented a new genre: sad clown rap. Shoutout to the guy who yelled “MORE SARCASM” mid-joke, you’re my new comedy coach.
@Dev_Fadnavis#PlasticBan
Congratulations to Maharashtra goverment for historical step towards go green earth by plastic items ban.
जय जय महाराष्ट्र माझा , गर्वी महाराष्ट्र माझा