captain ass.

every song ends, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music?

[captain ass. @djergss]

I ordered a pizza to a venue for the very first time. This is a new milestone in my life.

[captain ass. @djergss]

I’ve come to realize I address twitter as y’all I’m not sure why. Or if anyone is even paying attention tbh 😂😂😂

[captain ass. @djergss]

Bro I’m tired of being sick my vacation has been wasted sleeping 😭😢

[captain ass. @djergss]

@att really knows how to ruin a persons life. Worst customer service I have ever experienced in my entire life. Absolutely disgusted by how this company dwindled down to such trash. Apparently they just hire anybody nowadays.

[Ryan Scott Graham @RyanScottGraham]

RT if State Champs

[captain ass. @djergss]

I’m a mess

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My studio worked something out with me so I don’t have to give up pole while I’m in school. I’m so fucking blessed 🥹

[captain ass. @djergss]

Thankful for my pole ladies 💞

[captain ass. @djergss]

Had to take trap pole and pretend like I know how to shake my ass to shake off the stress of today.

[captain ass. @djergss]

@teelahtequila Fill me in on the booty work outs giiiiiirl

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@teelahtequila Thank you so much for everything 🖤

[captain ass. @djergss]

Y’all I’m going back to school. I’m gonna shit myself. Or cry everyday until the end of March. But like what else is new?

[captain ass. @djergss]

Y’all I never really post anymore because I’m a depressed piece of shit lmaoo but I am going through it. Pls have a prayer circle for me.

[captain ass. @djergss]

@maggiewyma Oh hell no I see red when I talk to that man

[captain ass. @djergss]

@timmyrasmuss3n I’m crying in the club

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I just took 2 shots of fireball because I’m stressed tf out & I feel like I should be drinking out of mine or audriana’s purse 😭💀

[captain ass. @djergss]

I’m so over everything. When will things get better 😭

[captain ass. @djergss]

Watch out Xbox hoes me and audriana coming to talk shit soon 😂😭

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”