djgood

hhmmmm

[djgood @djgood2007]

@LeanneHirst Hasn’t he left yet? 🙄

[Trump Regrets @Trump_Regrets]

A huge THANK YOU to every Trump Regretter who helped to correct their mistake of 2016. Your courage and integrity are so valued and so appreciated.

[djgood @djgood2007]

@stevebyrnelive My rule of life! Laugh every day and make your friends laugh too, even if it’s just at yourself x

[The Lovely Eggs 🥚 📺 @TheLovelyEggs]

Shit like this should not go unpunished. What sort of a world are we living in?

[MeeraSyal💙 @MeeraSyal]

I grew up in a mining village where the church was the centre of social life so I joined in, (and now know an impressive amount of carols.) My parents- a Sikh mum and Hindu father said all religious roads lead to the same good place. Whatever your faith, peace and love to you all

[djgood @djgood2007]

@tweetyedmondson Your baby has the best hair 😂

[djgood @djgood2007]

Still no response and still messing me about

[djgood @djgood2007]

I’m so angry @safestyle @SafestyleUKplc yet another day waiting around to see if anyone turns up to finish the work on my house! Your after care is nonexistent, my windows are not finished but yet you still see fit to take my money for a job very badly done. Please respond!

[djgood @djgood2007]

I’m so angry @safestyle @SafestyleUKplc yet another day waiting around to see if anyone turns up to finish the work on my house! Your after care is nonexistent, my windows are not finished but yet you still see fit to take my money for a job very badly done. Please respond!

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Fat Shaming never went away. And it isn’t the answer https://t.co/GFCeiit2GJ

[djgood @djgood2007]

Well done Gareth, amazing courage and strength xxx

[djgood @djgood2007]

@LeanneHirst us too 😂😂

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

I love swearing me.

[Neanderthot @smashyouburn]

The old woman I’m cat sitting for has her mugshot framed. What a boss bitch.

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Friends. Connect to your Bluetooth speakers at your desks or phone and turn this up. Blast it in your ears. Close your eyes and enjoy it for three minutes. Then continue w your day. Give yourself a little gift. Change your mood. I love this song.

https://t.co/ZIRgYXIuAy

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

I hope you all have a great day. Find a moment and appreciate it. Pass it on. Xx

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

Channel 4 was set up to be different
Complaints welcome

[Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey]

Damn, this is powerful.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

More two-word horror stories:

Eye contact
Lunch meeting
Surprise party
Planned engineering
Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
They’re here
Team building
Low carb
Record highs
Unexpected item
You busy?
Quick word
Friend request
Leg day
Your parcel
Tax return
Happy birthday

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

This is 10/10 response by John Bercow on *that* “Bollocks to Brexit” sticker.

👏😂

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

thanks to @BigBoyler for making this appear on my timeline.