debbie haefner

Live every day like it's Friday :)

[debbie haefner @djhef77]

I’m getting accustomed to having Prosecco with my breakfast #weekendsaway #amsterdam 🇳🇱

[danee 🦖 @itsdaneesaur]

Can everybody just Please look at this cat

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that are not a bloody taxi service:

1. Dads

[debbie haefner @djhef77]

@JKCorden @LewisCapaldi @latelateshow @natjayde

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things to do when it rains:
-Stare at the rain
-Frown at the rain
-Talk about times it’s rained in the past
-Talk about how it might rain in the future
-Get caught in the rain
-Describe the rain
-Moan about the rain
-Say you quite like rain
-Remember you’ve left the washing out

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

My daughter: Can I go to my friend’s house?
Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you’re ok

Me when I was 10: I’m off to the abandoned quarry with my pals
Mum: Dinner’s at 5

[Jo Phillips 💙 @JojJojoelle]

Life lessons for us here.
No matter what never give in.
Be this little boy, who refused to give up.
Be his friends who encouraged him to keep going.
Persevere with your challenges.
You can do this.

[debbie haefner @djhef77]

Horrifying... there are some real sick people out there

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

This was my gate this morning (it was vandalised) @HantsPolice & lawyers have been informed . So @BASCnews @NFUtweets @CAupdates @FarmersWeekly @Gameandwildlife @NaturalEngland can I ask you to comment on whether you condone this . Serious request - replies expected . Please RT

[Claudia Zeiske @claudiazeiske]

Just a week to Slow Marathon, a beautiful 42km walking route around Huntly. Still a few tickets left. #slowmarathon, #deveronprojects, #SlowWalker, #Slowmotion, #huntly

[Sean Batty @SeanBattyTV]

The beautiful crystal clear waters around the twin beaches of Gigha 😍😍😍 #Gigha @VisitScotland @Argyll_IslesApp @argyllandbute

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

At this moment of deep uncertainty for the UK, I’m offering to take over Brexit negotiations. I couldn’t exactly do any worse... #BrexitVote

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

#WorldBookDay is a fine excuse to show one of our favourite clips - Roald Dahl at work in his writing hut.

[debbie haefner @djhef77]

My challenge this year:
Help me raise £1900 to trek the poorest regions of Nepal to visit those most in need of healthcare and education. Please #donate on @justgiving and RT. Thanks! https://t.co/nYFzLiPAsY

[debbie haefner @djhef77]

If I got paid for being a secretary, travel agent and IT genius for my mum and dad I’d be loaded 🤔🙄

[debbie haefner @djhef77]

My office this morning #greenmyres #renewable #energy #GRE #HuntlyScotland #hddt

[debbie haefner @djhef77]

@Battersea_ @gregjames @natjayde

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

More three-word horror stories:

Jumped the queue
You’ll be fine
Just a trim
How are you?
A quick word
Out of milk
Might be fun
Rail replacement bus
Have a dance
Back to Brussels
Contact customer support
View current balance
Meet and greet
You look well
Honestly, you choose

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I wasn’t the anonymous source...