lauren✨🪲 💫

born & raised masshole 🌹

[lauren✨🪲 💫 @djhotdonna]

@LegoKingo liberty has been trying to get a mascot as recognizable as the gecko for like 10 years & havent figured it out yet. emu was closeish

[lauren✨🪲 💫 @djhotdonna]

my husband being allergic to my favorite food group has got to be my karma for something, whatever it issss im sorrryyy 😭

[kitty 🐾 @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[lauren✨🪲 💫 @djhotdonna]

my greatest pleasure is a remote job & never having to change from this

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this:

[strawberry milk* princess @plurbovers]

i cant believe all new cars have that ipad in the middle. i don’t want an ipad there. where are the buttons and doodads and gizmos what the FUCK

[lauren✨🪲 💫 @djhotdonna]

does anyone know jay-z's 99 problems? bc im curious

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Job interviews are always like, “What can you do?”

Sir, I’m a millennial born in the ‘90s. Just tell me what I need to know, and I’ll master it in three days.

[juan @juanbuis]

i can’t believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it

[lauren✨🪲 💫 @djhotdonna]

keep trying to go bowling in town with my husband, but every time we actually try to go, theres the most redneck event you could ever think of.

[Elon Altman @ElonAltman]

LeBron’s the first person to move from Bel Air to West Philadelphia.

[lauren✨🪲 💫 @djhotdonna]

in my ruralish town full of gear heads, i think the fiat on my street might be the loudest. i look out the window expecting big bad muscle & instead its a baby blue fiat

[cas🐧 @campbelIbain]

the true generational divide is how you deadname a stadium/arena

[ً @artfuIchaos]

someone once told me “emotional intelligence is the discipline of sitting with a feeling long enough to understand it before you hand it to someone else” and that honestly changed how i move.

[Chris @citehchris]

a walkable city is not enough i need it to also have an imax 70mm theater and a really old bowling alley

[SOLAECLIPSE™️ @DrinkSolaPop]

I be waking thanking God I have no kids. I can do whatever I want!!!!!!

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

"add me on snapchat" i am thirty fucking two.. i will add you to my fucking rolodex, sport

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[lauren✨🪲 💫 @djhotdonna]

this was not in the weather report when scheduling my pool day

[Jack Conklin @UpstateChaser]

Flying into Boston, MA was absolutely otherworldly. Incredibly thick, dense wildfire smoke created views that looked like Mars! #mawx @NWSBoston

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

Real moody ‘end of days’ vibes today in Salem 🔥

[T @BellahJosie]

respect your elders (trees)