Complex Planeswalker

He/Him. Here for the politics and MtG content.

[Complex Planeswalker @djkensai]

Is this why block doesn't work anymore?

[Complex Planeswalker @djkensai]

@TheSaurus831 https://t.co/gjGlpf5fGi

Paycheck incoming?

[Anderson Burrus @AndersonBurrus]

We all know @TheSaurus831 gets really mad on twitter. So I took some of his unhinged tweets and made a song out of them. These are all real.
Watch the battle on @KingOfTheDot's YouTube channel.

@OrganikHipHop @GullyTK @NinoBless

[Complex Planeswalker @djkensai]

@TheSaurus831 Agreed and respect, though if it would swing votes...

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Last Tuesday Donald Trump shat his pants on national TV. Ever since, he's been scooting his butt around on the national carpet to dislodge the detritus of loserdom. It's standard wounded narcissist self-care behavior, and it would be nice if all of this could be *only* funny. 🧵

[Complex Planeswalker @djkensai]

@Lord_Arse Motherfuckin Bad Dudes.

[NY Public Library @nypl]

SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY BACK. I’M TALKING $58.3 MILLION! LIBRARIES ARE ALREADY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS CUTS AND MOST BRANCHES WILL BE OPEN FOR JUST FIVE DAYS A WEEK IF THESE CUTS GO THROUGH!! WE ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF JUNE TO TELL @NYCMAYOR #NOCUTSTOLIBRARIES AND SAVE THE LIBRARY.

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Doug Ford pictured today being awarded a black belt in Taekwondo after local dojo discovers all their green belts have gone missing.

[Complex Planeswalker @djkensai]

@rcsaxe I enjoy them. Currently running lazier Goblin, inconvenient Volcano, Gifts Given, knight of the Kitchen Sink, Booster Tutor, Summon the Pack.

[Complex Planeswalker @djkensai]

7-0 was nutty

[Complex Planeswalker @djkensai]

@wachelreeks Looking for the "Yes. Fun is zero-sum." button.

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

New article at my newsletter! https://t.co/PMnq8Uh0NX

[Complex Planeswalker @djkensai]

@mrfitzyfitz Catacombs if 3+ colours. Sunken Hollow if straight Dimir.

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

Rep. Moskowitz's amendments to the Ukraine aid bill:

1. Rename Marjorie Taylor-Greene's office to the Neville Chamberlain Room

2. Appoint Marjorie Taylor-Greene as Vladimir Putin's Special Envoy to the US

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

It so happens that supremacy is an unsustainable lie, which means that it doesn't sustain: it fails. And supremacy, which believes itself exceptionally good and supreme, must believe itself unimprovable, and so, as it causes brokenness, it must create elaborate systems of blame.

[Pfenning's Farm @pfenningsfarm]

From today's media release: Over the past few weeks, a devastating, destructive plan has come to light in our community. While the current project does not directly implicate our farm, the effects are far reaching for the farming community and our family farm business. 🧵1/9

[Complex Planeswalker @djkensai]

@JuliusGoat How to get ahead in advertising.

[Complex Planeswalker @djkensai]

I just used the Samwise-Lotus trick to come back from Upheaval + Flash/Wurm. @lsv

[John Gibbons 🇵🇸 @think_or_swim]

I read a lot of stuff around #climate, much of it pretty scary, including lots of scary charts, but this one might well take the biscuit.

It’s not just #climatechange, it’s the insane RATE of change that’s so head-meltingly unprecedented.